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00:46:18
Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, Abigail Breslin
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And, historically, short people are sneaky backstabber,
What do you say to a little coffee klatch?
I like my pumpkin spice latt extra hot,
it'll be like I'm following in her footstep.
When you stupid dugong
Look at them. They're the dregs of society.
and I'm pretty sure I saw an actual ringworm
I got my first boner watching Faces of Death.
If Kappa's suddenly filled with weirdo and fatties,
your fatwa against me, Dean Box Munch,
and her minion out of there to do it.
on negativity and raw ambition?
genital wart or... chlamydia or something?
Oh, still a lot of puke to scrub.
That obese specimen of human filth scrubbing bulimia vomit
"Hail, Odin, wise warrior, one-eyed wanderer,
Think of the underside of all of the toilets
That obese specimen of human filth scrubbing bulimia vomit
I graduated summa cum laude
during bat mitzvah season.
once you pull back the veneer.
of 20 years and dropped a transistor radio in her bathtub
And she thinks that means her poop smells like ginger beer.
Is that killer noises or am I hallucinating?
Girl, I was terrified I was gonna get some religious freak
obsess with me last year.
mutate it into the monster it is today.
Someone puke in the sink,
when they disrespect you. Follow me!
how you shove Ms. Bean in that fryolator.
Now I won't be prosecute for murder
How about I just drown you in it?
Those white girl pumpkin spice lattes annoy me.
hid the body, then it came back to life and stab
first waltz through that door,
because you're about to get haze
Yes. I snuck into the home of my 80-year-old colleague
but that bathroom scare the crap out of me.
If you're enroll
I am burst like a piece of Freshen-Up.
Um, "STD" stands for "sexually transmit disease,"
But you also remind me of a young me.
turn the castoff pledge away,
and pairs of my stolen panties.
Well, I propose a change of plans.
settle with Melanie out of court.
A lot of people talk smack about how sororities
secretly feed you info.
Look, you intentionally led me on.
accidentally killed her, but now I'm not so sure.
And if you are serious about becoming president someday,
Um, "STD" stands for "sexually transmitted disease,"
there is literally no way you can be popular.
because she's essentially a house slave.
that you've created an atmosphere based solely
strutting around in basically just their underwear,
You gals are gonna stay here overnight,
Obviously, I'm as upset
that kept part of my psyche forever trapped in the '90s.
but that house is truly dangerous.
Second, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
I found her sitting alone in the library
and that deep down, every woman knows this.
I like my pumpkin spice lattes extra hot,
Oh, Ms. Chanel, I almost forgot.
This is super embarrassing.
I could actually handle
And I know you think sororities are some kind of,
It's good enough for me, and the D.A.,
my favorite autumnal tradition to 210 degrees?
who filled that tank with hydrochloric acid.
"Norse father,
- and poignant. - Thank you.
at this school was so negligent that it bordered on criminal.
What? I am sentimental.
Look, I'm not saying that all heterosexual sex is rape.
And Kappa is the source of rampant reports of alcoholism,
delaying the moment at which they receive the irresistible,
Try to figure out who gave you such disgusting mommy issues.
could get more depressing. Please leave.
or a cutter for a roommate, but you're dope.
That obese specimen of human filth scrubbing bulimia vomit
This is super embarrassing.
You're pathetic.
You put on a good front, but you're miserable.
genital warts or... chlamydia or something?
- Dad, we already talked about this. - Look, girls are vicious, okay?
My therapist says I had a traumatic experience
as an investigative reporter.
Well, that sure sounds suspicious.
It's gonna be a totally rad one this year.
You are so lame, you know that?