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00:11:20
Jessica DiCicco, Grey Griffin, Catherine Taber
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- Lana, is this maggot giving you lip?
turn you into a human pretzel!
- I eat ketchup sandwiches while I floor-plan.
If I ever get stuck, please listen for my moan."
One minute I'm electric-sliding with the undead, and the next--
- Oh, forget that bum.
- No running in the hallway!
- I know poop when I see it, and that's definitely some poop.
- Hey, bro. Just wanted to say
- Take that, zombie. Feel my twerk, you evil jerk.
- She's making a crawl for it! - [giggles]
- Hey, did you hear the one about the thief
- Next time, remember, this is a mandatory diaper zone!
- I eat ketchup sandwich while I floor-plan.
- Hey, fur ball! No speeding!
- Clyde, what kind of rope is this?
- That's five more minutes, dirt bag! Get it?
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
- Okay, okay, I'll walk within the speed limit, I swear.
[police siren chirps] - We warn you, dirt bag!
who stole a calendar? - Hey, did you hear the one about the thief
♪ Laundry pile stack up high ♪
If I catch you in here again, I will literally
We already lock up Luan for telling bad jokes.
- Bobby, you'll never guess what Whitney said to me today.
- I eat ketchup sandwiches while I floor-plan.
- No, I can't believe these were touch
listen to the voice-mail yet or I'd be a human pretzel.
'cause you were so mature when I broke your stupid toy.
which means it's still in there charging.
which mean it's still in there charging.
Someone step on my glasses. No!
"Inside the wall, I choose to be alone. I actually just wrote a new poem called "Ventilate."
- I love it, especially the part where I get to talk to Lori.
All she care about is talking on her stupid phone.
- I knew this would come in handy someday.
If I catch you in here again, I will literally
But you, Lori Loud, have made my decision very easy.
- I know poop when I see it, and that's definitely some poop.
"Inside the wall, I choose to be alone. I actually just wrote a new poem called "Ventilate."
I'll just talk to them instead of leaving a message
- I love it, especially the part where I get to talk to Lori.
When she's actually a--
- Hey, beautiful, you take these stairs often?
Do you think we'll always be together?
"Why 'blank' is the worst sister ever?"
- That's easy, I'm always on the lookout for Lori.
- Bobby, you'll never guess what Whitney said to me today.
If I catch you in here again, I will literally
- Great. Proceed two clicks north,
- No, silly, not even. She was all like...
hook a left, and you should be right over the target. - Great. Proceed two clicks north,
I can't go through, so I'm gonna have to go over. - Drat, the po-po.
without useless messages from you!
- Also, I'm very impressed you didn't freak out over this.
If I ever get stuck, please listen for my moan."
All she cares about is talking on her stupid phone.
- Lincoln, everything okay?
Ugh! Gross.
"Why 'blank' is the worst sister ever?"
it's your dear brother, Lincoln.
- Take that, zombie. Feel my twerk, you evil jerk.
Everything's perfect. - Yeah, Clyde. [groans]
My voice-mail is full enough
We already locked up Luan for telling bad jokes.
You're right! Lori clearly hasn't
My voice-mail is full enough
Next time I have a problem with one of my sisters, - [sighs]
I'm about to turn Lincoln into a human pretzel!
- That's five more minutes, dirt bag! Get it?
- We're the new hall monitors at school,