Name: Bridget Jones's Diary
Released: 2017-03-14
Duration: 1 h 37 min
Cast: Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Renée Zellweger

Words to remember

Nouns

1) bollock

-Piss and bollock. That's it. -You stupid arse!
2) spinsterhood

To give up and accept permanent state of spinsterhood
3) parlously

can only say that it has failed parlously. Cleave.
4) chappie

Still going out with that publishing chappie?
5) gherkin

from the time when a gherkin was still the height of sophistication.
6) megalomaniac

peeping Toms, megalomaniac, emotional fuckwits, or perverts.
7) fuckwit

peeping Toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwit, or perverts.
8) buffoon

Apparently she and this tangerine-tinted buffoon
9) scoundrel

Total scoundrel, apparently. Best man at his wedding.
10) parfait

orange parfait in sugar cages.
11) wanker

And why was Mark wanker Darcy here? Oh, bloody hell. Wait a minute, he's back.
12) lazuli

in genuine diamante with topaz and lapis lazuli
13) omelet

Right. Omelet, it is then. With caper berry gravy.
14) poof

-Total poof, of course. -More vodka?
15) spinster

Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster
16) centimeter

The earrings, measuring just over a centimeter
17) demonstrator

As a demonstrator on his cable show. You know, his assistant.
18) bugger

Oh, bugger, bugger!
19) novella

It's like a whole theory of short fiction and of the novella, you know.
20) caper

That is caper berry gravy, actually.
21) wanton

Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs.
22) leek

"Tie flavor-enhancing leek and celery together with string."
23) whiz

Ooh! I must whiz. Have you heard from Mark Darcy?
24) knickers

Darling, if I came in with my knickers on my head, he wouldn't notice.
25) grasshopper

Got no life at all. I'm like the grasshopper who sang all summer.
26) zest

"Finely slice oranges and grate zest."
27) backside

I like a woman with a backside you can park your bike in and rest a pint on.
28) diamante

in genuine diamante with topaz and lapis lazuli

Verbs

1) appall

Am appall by message.
2) grope

Someone who insists l call him "uncle" while he grope my arse
3) poise

Swansea, Sheffield, and Lewisham just poise for tragedy.
4) seduce

Have been seduce by informality of messaging medium
5) harass

PS. How dare you sexually harass me in this impertinent manner?
6) shag

I've got to leave my current job because I've shag my boss.
7) dread

and asks me the question dread by all singletons.
8) wander

if you look like you've wander out ofAuschwitz.
9) sack

no one ever gets sack for shagging the boss.
10) beg

I beg him not to say anything.
11) insist

Someone who insist l call him "uncle" while he gropes my arse
12) behave

now depends on how you behave on this one social occasion.
13) owe

I owe you an apology about Daniel.
14) forgive

I couldn't say in all honesty I've ever quite forgive him.
15) specialize

Natasha is a top attorney and specialize in family law.
16) retire

then retire because he found that one record was quite enough
17) intend

-You should write to him about it. -I intend to.
18) dare

PS. How dare you sexually harass me in this impertinent manner?
19) acknowledge

It's a truth universally acknowledge
20) deserve

-Thank you. -I think that deserve a toast, don't you?
21) defeat

I will not be defeat by a bad man and an American stick insect.
22) dump

Dumped me.
23) defend

Because I was defend him and I told him not to give any interviews.
24) trap

trap in the ladies' toilet crying over her fuckwit boyfriend.
25) screw

The caterers have totally screw up. Does nothing work outside of London, hmm?
26) execute

The government want to extradite him home where he will certainly be execute.
27) fancy

Come on. Why don't we see if Mark fancies a gherkin?
28) belong

We belong together, Jones.

Adverbs

1) unforgivably

that I was unforgivably rude and wearing a reindeerjumper
2) inarticulately

What I'm trying to say, very inarticulately is
3) appallingly

And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker.
4) demonstrably

Skirt is demonstrably neither sick nor absent.
5) spectacularly

another part of it falls spectacularly to pieces.
6) blatantly

Appalled by management's blatantly size-ist attitude to skirt.
7) verbally

Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster
8) unexpectedly

Do you know, the other night, quite unexpectedly,
9) incidentally

And, incidentally at Sit Up Britain
10) genuinely

Definitely an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.
11) terribly

Excuse me. I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you when you're having dinner.
12) remarkably

if I say that, someday, this remarkably clever girl
13) utterly

Bridget, we fucked up utterly.
14) someday

if I say that, someday, this remarkably clever girl
15) positively

It's positively Vonnegutesque.
16) sadly

-No, you're not going to sing again? -Not that fantastic, sadly, no.
17) sometime

If you wanted to pop by sometime, that might be nice.
18) sexually

PS. How dare you sexually harass me in this impertinent manner?
19) likewise

I just wanted to say, likewise.
20) reasonably

And, well, the jewelry is fabulous, and really very reasonably priced.
21) perfectly

No, I understand that. I understand that perfectly.
22) besides

And besides, I'm busy. The gravy needs sieving.
23) basically

I think basically Latin music is on its way out.
24) okay

that the moment one area of your life starts going okay,
25) somewhat

I made the somewhat catastrophic mistake
26) obviously

Resolution number one, obviously, will lose 20 pounds.
27) apparently

-No, I don't remember. -He's divorced, apparently.
28) definitely

Definitely an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.

Adjectives

1) oratorical

postmodernist masterpiece. Oratorical fireworks, really.
2) impertinent

PS. How dare you sexually harass me in this impertinent manner?
3) incontinent

Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster
4) haughty

You're haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation.
5) smug

The only thing worse than a smug, married couple,
6) unorthodox

finds the pair of them in a most unorthodox position
7) vile

No, you're not. It's not you. You're lovely. It's vile Richard.
8) unnatural

Seems unnatural, wrong even, for 60-year-olds
9) posh

I'm a terrible disaster with a posh voice and a bad character.
10) irresponsible

And it all began, of course, with some very irresponsible e-mailing
11) daft

I'm joking, you daft cow.
12) vulgar

Apart from the smoking, and the drinking, and the vulgar mother,
13) mellow

"Season of mist and mellow fruitlessness"
14) dreadful

Yes. He's clearly the most dreadful cold fish.
15) unmarried

Yes, why is it there are so many unmarried women in their 30s these days, Bridget?
16) bosnian

Unless that Bosnian family's moved in again. Bastards.
17) embarrassed

There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
18) frightened

She was very frightened. She's only just had her ovaries done.
19) snowy

Bit snowy, isn't it?
20) catastrophic

I made the somewhat catastrophic mistake
21) ironic

I didn't mean it. I was being ironic.
22) kurdish

She's a British aid worker. He's a Kurdish freedom fighter.
23) eventual

and eventual eating by Alsatians,
24) festive

This Baroque carriage clock is a particular festive favorite of mine
25) awkward

I know it's been awkward as arse, but there's no need to leave.
26) thrilled

That is, of course, the major reason I'm so thrilled to be living in Britain today.
27) baroque

This Baroque carriage clock is a particular festive favorite of mine
28) foolish

Very, very foolish mistake.

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