Name: Expenses
Released: 2017-07-25
Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Rhea Seehorn, Jonathan Banks, Patrick Fabian, Michael Mando

1) toupee

KIM: Come on. Why would you rent a toupee?
2) spender

Yeah. He wants everyone to know what a big spender he is.
3) ream

I bought a couple ream of paper for the printer.
4) brim

And you, you fill that bucket up to the brim with water.
5) fella

Hey, fella. You ready?
6) itch

If anyone gets an itch about the medicine not working...
7) moron

That moron takes the bet.
8) booze

He'll help you ply me with booze.
9) laborer

Come on. You've got unskilled but eager laborer. Let us do something.
10) barrow

How about you dump one of those packs into the wheel barrow?
11) vodka

-How do we get him? MAN: Well, I want vodka.
12) chop

Let's go. Chop-chop. Come on, come on.
13) loser

I'll act good and drunk, and he'll think I'm a loser and try to steal you away.
14) nitro

I know they're for Salamanca. Nitro pills.
15) gut

He hates my gut.
16) capsule

-It'll be cheap. -I need those capsule empty.
17) stealth

-You're here. -This your idea of stealth?
18) capitalism

I'll split you four ways. Don't they teach you capitalism in that school?
19) cue

I tell you what. We got cue cards.
20) guideline

But you can review the guideline if you want. Right here.
21) idiot

Why don't you get that idiot look off your face and get me another one?
22) waiver

It's just a waiver. We're not responsible if you hurt yourself.
23) excuse

Then make up an excuse.

1) reinstate

And I regret to inform you that when your license is reinstate next year...
2) divert

I could probably get some samples divert on an R & D request.
3) weep

Oh, I weep for the future.
4) pretend

And I pretend not to care...
5) suspend

...my license has been suspend.
6) regret

And I regret to inform you that when your license is reinstated next year...
7) divide

Uh, divide by two.
8) dump

How about you dump one of those packs into the wheel barrow?
9) screw

If he screw up with one more big client...
10) admit

...when you told us about the disciplinary hearing, I admit it, I had concerns.
11) fold

I cried when I washed them. I cried when I fold them.
12) destroy

You destroy him.
13) hang

When he hang up his coat, I'll make the switch.
14) involve

...then don't get involve with whatever it is you're getting involve with.
15) wash

I cried when I wash them. I cried when I folded them.
16) slip

...he slip and fell or had a heart attack...
17) flood

-You've definitely flood it. -He drained the battery.
18) repeat

-I mean, Murder, She Wrote repeat? -Come on.
19) lift

Then you take my wallet, you lift the card.
20) bet

I bet we could get him to invest...
21) seal

Before they're seal.
22) strike

I say we strike while the iron is hot. Remember that other offer we discussed?
23) pull

I pull a bunch of Alan's boxes out of the closet.

1) mentally

He's mentally ill.
2) somehow

Somehow, he got past my security system.
3) potentially

And I tell you what, you got a chance here to potentially spike your sales by hundreds--
4) perfectly

What you did to Charles, you and James set him up perfectly.
5) somewhere

But point is, those social-security checks, they gotta be spent somewhere.
6) definitely

-You've definitely flooded it. -He drained the battery.
7) extremely

I'm extremely lovable.
8) certainly

Certainly not after you've bought all the supplies.
9) exactly

Well, not exactly.
10) alone

And he's alone.
11) finally

So I finally got my act together.
12) instead

Why don't you try using this instead?
13) late

-I ordered it for us. You're working late? -Yeah. Thanks.
14) actually

It's a big production, actually.
15) along

Yeah. It's coming along.
16) though

I kept his uniform though. Heh.
17) far

As far as I'm concerned, all we did--
18) together

So I finally got my act together.
19) else

Anything else?
20) ago

Two months ago, I paid for a full year...
21) ever

-You know who that is, right? -Someone no one's ever heard of.
22) least

At least let the church reimburse you.
23) always

People are always coming up to me, saying they love me in Bull Durham.

1) unskilled

Come on. You've got unskilled but eager laborers. Let us do something.
2) unforeseen

...but due to unforeseen circumstances...
3) unfortunate

Long story short. Through a series of unfortunate events...
4) eager

Come on. You've got unskilled but eager laborers. Let us do something.
5) unused

We don't refund for unused malpractice insurance.
6) disappointed

My gal is disappointed in me, and...
7) gentle

Nice and gentle.
8) drunk

I'll act good and drunk, and he'll think I'm a loser and try to steal you away.
9) rough

I'm just having a rough time.
10) elite

Our elite package: seven commercials, seven airings...
11) solo

James McGill. Solo practitioner.
12) okay

You're doing okay?
13) obvious

For obvious reasons.
14) exciting

And you got some very exciting news about the recliners...
15) usual

Our usual rate is one commercial...
16) proud

I am the very proud grandfather.
17) exact

With those exact markings.
18) wet

...so the kids don't slip when it gets wet.
19) amazing

It was amazing.
20) mental

He had a complete mental breakdown at the bar hearing.
21) dead

...he goes to the police, which means he's a dead man.
22) fixed

Fixed-mortgage rates.
23) fair

Now, that's only fair, right?

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