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00:21:39
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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Custom kneepad to help me win coolest kill.
So take out the perp, clear the civilians, rescue the hostages?
Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Yeah, I sound like meryl streep from mamma mia.
My cafe con leche!
[gunshot] aah!
We love you, buddy. Warts and all.
Potato chip crumb all over terry's couch.
It was a voluntary refresher course on police codes.
Just stand next to me and say, "yes, sarge."
But them I'm like, "boobs, fart, boobs, whatever."
I called my 13-year-old niece for makeup tips,
Of our interrogation transcripts from the adams case.
It emit a focused beam of sound which can disorient
Let's, uh, find the man who stab my sister
And he's scare like a little bitch.
Was because technology has evolve to the--
Also, "std" stands for "sexually transmit disease."
I love how it always smell like fresh paint here.
Look at that, I'm cure.
We're suppose to be friends.
We shoot paint at fake bad guys. It's called acting.
And I promise it won't be weird at all.
Does this mean I've lost my progress?
Oh, I see what happen.
Tall, handsome gentleman dress like an airline pilot?
So excited about departmentally mandated training exercises.
Emotionally, that is much richer.
You desperately want it, don't you?
I could die randomly in some hallway somewhere, so...
Also, "std" stands for "sexually transmitted disease."
So maybe I can meet up with you guys afterwards?
I could die randomly in some hallway somewhere, so...
I thought I wanted to do this on my deathbed, but apparently
Definitely a brag.
I look forward to having it forever.
Get in the last word, and then die immediately.
We're finally getting along.
Instead of my normal dizzying array of flashing lights.
Instead of my normal dizzying array of flashing lights.
They break the game into these idiotic worlds
[inhales] ambulance case. Severed limb.
What is this, jurassic park: The ride?
It was pretty dope.
Or a portable ultrasonic weapon.
And stop playing this inane garbage. It's embarrassing.
Needless to say, the nine-nine has never had a perfect run.
Sorry, I made a rash decision.
Well, maybe vivian was uncomfortable with you coming.
Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about.
"kwazy" with a "w." a backwards "w."
Oh. Neat. Yeah. Of course.