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00:43:27
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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Derek yeager, my cellmate from prison.
The stamina can be quite invigorating.
It's like you're not even a... A tired gay stereotype?
Relax. I already laid the groundwork.
They're slipper. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So that was fun.
And carlos solis' wife was removing lint from his suit...
When they walk into this... Tipped-over hamper.
To learn that their new neighbor was a convicted murderer.
It is about... (whispers) seduction! (laughs) really? That's great,
No, not as much as you may think. Waiter!
Beauty pageant?
Check out the jug on her. Hey, pull my finger!"
Your burnt the meat loaf again?
And roy bender's wife was cleaning his dentures...
To tell sergio to tell jason that he's a liar.
I love you for the gesture, but I hate you for it, too,
(inhales sharply) I understand vengeance.
Can I have a sneak peek? Um...
The one with the pit stains and the estrogen patch."
Can I have a sneak peek? Um...
Menopause? You're not old enough to be going through menopause.
The prize that comes with this cereal
It feels like... Someone turned on a furnace!
I'm sure the people on the lane would be unsettle
Regardless, I do not appreciate being upstage
Of having all these strangers gawk at me.
But you don't understand how much I despise these people.
Did he tell you about the summer he stalk ryan seacrest?
If you got accuse of a crime,
We may have wives who insult our masculinity.
We owe him more than we can ever repay.
You're telling me you never pretend you like football?
It's like getting a watch when you retire from a job well done.
Don't feel bad. She scream at our dry cleaners, too.
More than I ever intend to.
Sometimes when people steal stuff... (swallows)
Then he gets them really hammer.
Mm, or laugh at a three stooges movie?
Or fake an orgasm just to make him stop?
Lady, we're suppose to ask everyone.
Yeah. Bob invite me.
The first girlfriend that keith has introduce to us to... Mm.
Yeah, we lie to men all the time. I don't.
Your burn the meat loaf again?
See, I'm recently divorce,
Gaby, I appreciate what you're doing,
No one lives downwind from a pet store by choice.
That is what Dr. Wagner is so delicately trying to say.
You're prevented ethically
We all have to go through the change sometime.
That all of my friends look at my differently now.
Yeah, actually, sometimes literally.
I love football, stooges are damn funny,
Regardless, I do not appreciate being upstaged
She's obviously flat broke.
But unfortunately,
You were certainly open-minded.
Previously on...
I'm not exactly sure.
Flat on our face.
Sometimes when people steal stuff... (swallows)
Then shouldn't we take him out for a nice meal instead
Don't be silly. I'm looking forward to meeting your parents.
The stamina can be quite invigorating.
Especially women who date...
See, I'm recently divorced,
I actually think starting an interior design business
We kind of... Looked out for each other.
I came over as soon as I got renee's message.
Well, you seem so irritated. Before, you were so pleasant.
I am unfit to socialize with your classy gay boyfriend.
Ugh. It's so unnatural.
He kept buying me drinks. I'm so hammered. (laughs) (laughs)
This is beyond embarrassing. There's a lemonade stand over there.
I don't like to be unpleasant, mr. Yeager.
Let's be honest. You've been miserable without lee.
It's both elegant and feminine.
I'm sorry. That was so dull, I actually started to dream.
(sighs) gaby called to say that you were lonely and depressed,
This is ridiculous. I had a bottle of water an hour ago.
Oh. Fine. Paige is asleep.
(velcro rips) your heart rate is a bit elevated.
Is it awful?
Don't joke like that. Can't you tell I'm upset?
And, uh, pale rose for the walls.
Oh, a military man. You must have some fascinating stories.
Potential clients will be so impressed
Now all of a sudden, you're talkin' beer and basketball?
A fabulous interior design business.
You know what an artistic eye I have.
No. No, no, no, no. The hunky latino is carlos.
I want it to look realistic.