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00:22:49
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?
Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face.
Boy, that Julie's a talker, huh?
- Okay, sweetie, I'll see you later. - Bye.
- Well, in a nutshell... - Ah-ah-ah.
Please. When he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month.
- No kidding. - Oh, yeah. In fact, you know what I'd do?
You get the best hut, and women dance naked around you.
So they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't...
You know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay. I was just trying to fit in.
So now I've got myself all psyched out.
Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce?
...and, uh, degrading to women and females...
...she plead, she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man.
Well, this has been great, but I'm officially wiped.
What happens if you flick it?
I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if she beg...
- Whip it out. Whip it out. Yeah, yeah.
Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden.
- Monica, help me out here. - Hell, I wan see Joey.
God, I'm just... I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable.
Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce?
...well then, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.
Technically?
If you had figured this out sooner, and, um, I had been around...
Well, this has been great, but I'm officially wiped.
But you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.
Basically, he told me to get over myself and just do it.
Twice.
- You'd wait? - Yes, absolutely. I would wait...
...filled with two-nippled people.
Or is it because she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like school?
- So do you. Sparkly. - Thanks.
I'm sorry, Monica, but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgmental...
Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples?
...sweaty...
Yeah, well, you know, I'm kind of spooky that way. Woo.
Sassy lady. Where are you going?
God, I'm just... I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable.
This is unbelievable, Pheebs. How can you be married?