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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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"Here's some little-known facts about couscous:
Do wedding vow mean squat to you people?
- What? - I'm the ruptured spleen. Ha, ha!
Shoes, briefcase. Thanks, Lou. Good luck with the gallbladder.
Soon as those bastard I worked for die
- Yeah. Made a snack. - Yeah?
Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake...
...ready for a refill? - Oh, I probably shouldn't.
- Didn't you spend last night at Joey's? - Oh, what are you, a detective?
I came to a TV star's apartment to have an affair. Ugh!
...bam, there you are in bed with the neighbor's dog-walker?
- What'd you have? - Just a sandwich.
- And she gave me... - The ring from the cave. Yeah.
Dr. Roger got beep again.
I'm sorry your husband cheat on you.
...as their wives engage in what can only be described as a "twosome"...
...tonight was suppose to be, you know, a big deal.
You pour me some water. I'll be back soon.
But if you think a fish wouldn't get suck into the mechanism...
You lost 13 million dollars.
...as their wives engage in what can only be describe as a "twosome"...
No, seriously. Seriously. What has happen to the sanctity of marriage?
- I guess women aren't that great either. - Try telling my wife that.
Well, I could make it seem like he's here.
Because you've wait a long time, and I wouldn't want to disappoint you.
...and Joey Tribbiani begin?
...and I guess I'm not technically a "doctor."
...with some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Absolutely. It would just be one friend helping out another friend.
[SINGING] It only takes two heart attacks To finally make you see
I'm sorry you're here with me instead of Roger.
Actually, I'm making a list of women I know who might be into this.
You know, just talking about it is getting me kind of...
You pour me some water. I'll be back soon.
You know, it's bad enough that... Ow!
...I sort of had one last night.
...did you ever have a threesome?
"I don't have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical." Ha, ha.
Hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff.
- What? - I'm the ruptured spleen. Ha, ha!
Do wedding vows mean squat to you people?
That's ridiculous.
I think Ben's asleep.
- You get a little bored? - A little.
Dumb-ass!
Last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous.
Ugh, I mean, it's just so realistic.
What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea.
If this is too weird for you, you can still back out...
Look, Ross. Carol's great, and I'm sure you're a very attractive man, but...
I'm okay.
You're such an amazing actor.