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00:21:57
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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So the busboy took me out for some drinks.
And, girls, this thing is a godsend, if you know what I mean. Heh.
Oh, and plus, I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese.
And you, I can't believe you would have a tux that's 30 years old.
I'm gonna break into this minivan, put it in neutral.
ROSS: Whoo-hoo!
- Do you have my birth certificate? - No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.
- I've always been into cars. - What's the horsepower on this thing?
All we need is teamwork, okay? We're gonna lift the car...
And I haven't been to sniper school.
She would appreciate it if you didn't use the words "old" or "downhill"...
For my last birthday, you gave me a hug.
No, because you're not a grandmother.
It's older than that. Ross was actually conceive right near this tuxedo.
Plus, it totally ruin my schedule.
...than buried under it.
I'm totally freak out about turning 25.
I know, because to be a grandmother, you have to be married and have children.
I want to get something pierce.
...who've accomplish so many of their goals by the time they're 30.
Your little "Harmomica" is hammer.
Really? Because, you know, that hurt.
Okay, here's the thing. We have throw a very formal surprise party for you.
I promise myself I wasn't gonna cry at this one.
And I've smoke a cigarette.
You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of the spot.
Phoebe, why don't we go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
It wasn't on your list, but hopefully you'll think it's really fun.
I don't like this anymore.
...or "They still look pretty damn good."
- How you doing, you feeling any better? - Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm, um...
I'll get twice as drunk as Monica and then no one's even gonna notice her.
I'm totally freaked out about turning 25.
No, Rach, it is not just you. My 30th birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.
Did I not tell you to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
Yes. My baby's finally free.
She's not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
Maybe that'll liven up this party.
Okay, forward. Forward.
I don't know, but look how shiny.
You are so handsome.
I can't believe it. This is so unfair.
It was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids.
See, I was a little nervous about turning...
So when you go in, act surprised.
Hey, are you drunk?
I'm gonna break into this minivan, put it in neutral.
...I haven't met any Portuguese people.
...before we get engaged.
- Do you have my birth certificate? - No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.
- Everything looks so lovely. - Oh, well, not as lovely as you.
Doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.