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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Or, ooh, ooh. Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
- So, what do you do? - I'm a masseuse, by day.
Let me get my checkbook!
Oh, you're just the prettiest ballerina ever I've ever seen.
Here's the name tag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress.
Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got this crazy temper. She...
- Hi, liar. - Hey.
I'm an idiot. Is your mother here? I could give her a slap on the butt.
- And you are a very funny clown. - Thank you.
You're getting a crush on your sister's fiancé.
- Pride. - And dignity.
- Why are you looking at me like that? - The sweat's in my eyes.
I'm an idiot. Is your mother here? I could give her a slap on the butt.
- I just slap my future sister-in-law's ass. - Yeah.
You know, the only reason he's marry you...
Now I'm sweat.
Oh, wow. That deserve another candy.
She's helped so many people quit smoking.
You shut up!
Well, I'm suppose to be working tonight.
- Why are you lying to him? - I don't know.
Listen, I appreciate you getting the costume.
She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me.
My student's helped me. I teach second grade.
I have to say, that earn "two-two" pieces of candy.
I know it's last minute, but we've decide to have a Halloween party.
Someday, you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.
- What? - It's weird, two people look so alike.
Wow, I don't have the worst costume anymore.
- Wow, they're both really strong. - Or equally weak.
Relax. What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesn't matter.
And definitely better than third grade.
...we were just two towns apart and we never met.
Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up.
Uh, I'll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway.
Maybe I could meet the guy you're marrying.
Aw. I almost don't want to show you this.
Um, actually, I'm just a nurse.
I'd rather have the money.
I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once.
I'm really sweating. Now I'm saying look at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go.
Relax, man. Relax. You're looking a little flushed.
...or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader.
It's a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now!
Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing.
They're all greedy, hopped up on sugar.
Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd come by as a slutty nurse.
And any time they're hungry or sleepy.
- Getting a little tired, though. - God, I'm exhausted.
The whole fall line has got this equestrian theme going on.
No, Chandler's really strong. Oh, my arm is so sore. Oh, nurse?
Ever since I got pregnant, I have the strongest maternal instincts.