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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
1849
And I saw these little bearded doodad,
To help the troubled townsfolk
Wait a minute. Dipper, look!
Your name is toot-toot mcbumbersnazzle.
And as a perk, we help ourselves
You're a traveling banjo minstrel,
Kissing that wax settler woman again.
Shoo, possum, shoo.
Why does my beard have a bandage?
That formaldehyde heart.
Oh, mabel, you'll get over him eventually.
Rappers can't just make up words.
Thanks for visiting the museum for gold miner appreciation night.
Well, kettle my corn. He vanish-ified.
Robes. The men. My mind.
Mmm, testosterone. ( spits )
Hey, bro-bro, look what I got.
Halt! Who's there?
Quit starin' at me when I bathe!
Well, kettle my corn. He vanish-ified.
Haunted by the thoughts of what I've done.
So our founder invent the next best thing--
Gravity falls is a town plague
I could've sworn I heard someone.
They erase lazy susan's memory.
With his laptop smash,
All right, keep your eyes peel
Good night, tiny men steal my pie.
Oh, you've really tar it up now, fiddleford.
And someone, or something, mess with his mind?
I raid the mining display for weapons.
That memory belong to mcgucket.
You shouldn't get hung up, man.
He wasn't suppose to know,
I kick his butt, though.
But I lie awake at night,
Who are you bathrobe-wearing freaks?
It's, like, objectively funny.
You could accidentally erase, like,
Hey, are my pants on backwards?
That can permanently erase these memories
Move aside.
I wish I could just forget about them forever.
Oh, mabel, you'll get over him eventually.
Sometimes I use big words and I don't actually know what they mean.
After all these years, I finally know who I am.
Too late. Hopes are way, way up!
It's almost like I can remember.
Sometimes I use big words and I don't actually know what they mean.
- unsee you later. - unsee you later.
"Dear mabel..." so far so good.
( gasps ) what if he wants to get back together?
You won't be telling anyone else what you've learned here.
I'll bet they erased your memory a long time ago.
Oh, might have overdone that one.
He was part fish, part shirtless guy.
You're no match for the unstoppable power of...
"In order to prevent an undersea civil war,
♪ ta dum, locking up ♪
And I saw these little bearded doodads,
( loudly ) hi. I'm mabel! I'm 12 and own a pig!
It is unseen.
With supernatural strangeness.
It's unbelievable. It's indescribable.
Go about their lives ignorant and happy,
For anything suspicious.
I only love some of my stuffed animals,
They should've wiped off that awful mascara.
You've been through something intense.
Say good-bye to your precious memories.
That romantic diorama.
- that stupid song out of my head. - soos: nice.