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00:28:52
Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim, Lena Waithe
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Zach starts crying at 4:00 a.m.
that made me feel even one millionth of that feeling.
I heard about this new place-- This gelato spot.
that remains in the urethra."
You kind of just go to town on the puss?
You get the nanny to do all the grunt work,
I added the ketchup.
You mind if I use your restroom real quick?
Fodder, yeah.
bubble gum, butter pecan,
I'm gonna need you to pay for the waffle, sir.
- Yeah! - I hate melon!
It's his new thing. He calls it "poop shoes."
and he encroach on my bounce space.
That's frown upon in the adult world.
and being entertain by this stuff?
and I think that high heat melt most of my boys.
I borrow it, and I broke it
You just bounce out my son Tristan.
He hasn't pork his wife in over a year.
Sorry, I guess Grant stole your wallet earlier.
now that he's settle down, in a way.
Man, it smell really nice in there.
and I'm destroy.
I'm laugh with this person I created,
So you guys hang with Uncle Dev for a while,
Nope, but luckily, we got one of those Plan B things.
Let's, uh, grab a drink or whatever sometime.
So now two people that barely know each other
Basically.
It started off okay,
Yeah, it can definitely be very nice.
what exactly do you need me to do here?
I mean, earlier tonight.
Yeah, he is, but he can still be a real dick sometimes.
with me for a little bit instead of your mom?
He passed away recently.
We're almost there.
It's actually making me crave a 'Gurt right now.
I mean, there's Saran wrap and dental dam,
but we're not living that agrarian lifestyle anymore.
Remember, your education is the key to a prosperous future.
Then you're straight chilling.
That's dope. Shout-out to Plan B pills.
They're obsolete.
These Parm sandwiches are delicious.
- 16 Handles! - 16 Handles? Frozen yogurt?
- I get it. I get it. - ...super excited when--
I don't have any spare change.
I rarely wear them 'cause they feel weird against my guy.
That's rough, man.
It's an animated kids' movie.