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00:21:37
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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A particleboard closet -- they want to hang themselves.
Beth, you mind if I have a quick chitchat with your man?
Who wants eggnog?
Okay, stick to the scripted patter, sweetie.
I bought his photocopier for 7 bucks.
As a goof?
talking about slat, rods, and hinges --
[ Sighs ] Hey, speck, I'm dying over there.
Hey, zucchini blossom!
it should be me and not some hump from Chicago!
Alex, nobody needs your sarcasm right now!
♪ hol-- ♪ guys, I have a surprise!
and that if you were gonna hand over the rein to somebody,
Nicknames like screech & herb,
We have been rehearsing our new number for months,
but it rhyme with "century not very fun."
I just got stab in the back.
That's right. You owe her 25 margaritas!
I warn them about cancer.
How about when somebody steal a song
Everyone knows you deserve that job.
Something smell good!
That was you scratch, right?
The scariest thing is that he spell like a 2-year-old.
She cheat on me. I can't believe it.
Aren't you engage? Oh, suddenly, you're concerned about loyalty.
The family has been mocking us relentlessly all year.
so let's just casually make our way over to the piano. Okay, okay.
Fig, we are a lot alike, like you said.
Hopefully, I'll get to the bus station before nightfall.
Aren't you engaged? Oh, suddenly, you're concerned about loyalty.
Apparently, I'm boring! -Listen, everyone,
[ Inhales deeply ] Unfortunately, it didn't go
and left him here forever.
And you all get to spend more time with yours truly.
I'm certainly not gonna tell them.
You can probably go ahead and do that alone.
I'm not big on mysticism, but, clearly,
Last one ran straight into traffic.
I buy their fat kids clothes in aspirational sizes.
I raised a mean, ungrateful daughter,
Okay, stick to the scripted patter, sweetie.
This is terrifying.
One year later, business went bankrupt.
I want to get annoyed,
Son only took the job because he felt obligated.
Closets bring order to a chaotic world!
Seems tense.
Both: ♪ 'tis the season to be jolly ♪
♪ sleep in heavenly peace ♪
It was a dumb idea, but I saw what happened to don McSorley!
-Wait, you're upset? -Of course I'm upset.