Name: Dead Man's Curve
Released: 2019-07-22
Cast: Kaitlyn Robrock, Dave Stewart, Will Carsola

1) racecourse

We're off to check out the racecourse, mom!
2) soapbox

- build my soapbox car. - Let's go, daddy-o!
3) lizard

climbed a building butt naked, and tongue kissed a lizard
4) loser

- Hi! - Shut up, loser.
5) razor

I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blades,
6) sup

- 'Sup? - What does "'sup" mean?
7) sheriff

- I'll take it! - ♪ Sheriff is... ♪
8) dame

I was the coolest kid in old town. There was one dame who had my heart...
9) derby

- the best soap box derby ever. - Oh.
10) mess

- Tommy, the mess! - Let me get that.
11) knee

Cover up your knee, you whore! There's children out here.
12) bean

He's not at his desk. Can I have a jelly bean now?
13) daddy

- friends with benefits, kid. - Spank it, daddy.
14) tongue

climbed a building butt naked, and tongue kissed a lizard
15) rat

is what's kept me alive. Well, that and rat.
16) curve

- dead man's curve. - Dead man's curve?
17) blade

I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blade,
18) doll

Sally Wilton. Oh, she had me all doll dizzy.

1) fast

I'm going too fast!
2) else

But someone else had his eyes on her...
3) ever

- the best soap box derby ever. - Oh.
4) sure

Things sure have changed. Oh, no!
5) always

But they always said I'd combed too hard.
6) never

You'll never make it around
7) again

If we get you all washed up, we could go back and try again.
8) too

- Some of us have jobs to get to. - Taking care of this house is a job, too.
9) around

You'll never make it around
10) down

So how'd you get down here?
11) even

I'm even better than okay!
12) off

We're off to check out the racecourse, mom!
13) where

Hey! Where's the freakin' pizza, yo?
14) just

And if anyone calls, just pretend you're me.
15) back

They call me "the kid" 'cause back then,
16) now

He's not at his desk. Can I have a jelly bean now?
17) here

So how'd you get down here?
18) when

You know I love it when you wobble-do-wobble that booty

1) careful

Oh, no! ♪ But be careful ♪
2) okay

- Tommy! - Are you okay?
3) alive

is what's kept me alive. Well, that and rats.
4) gross

The kid?! You lookin' gross!
5) evil

Mr. Pickles is evil. Why won't anybody believe me!
6) dead

And if you go off, you'll be dead, man.
7) perfect

Oh, boss! That was perfect.
8) late

- Ohh. - Ooh, sorry, honey. I'm late!
9) bad

Oh, I'm not cool anymore. ♪ and I'm feeling bad ♪
10) hard

But they always said I'd combed too hard.
11) little

- on me, you little cluck-cluck. - What is your mouth doing?
12) old

I was the coolest kid in old town. There was one dame who had my heart...
13) same

But Sally's house looks just the same.
14) right

- Do another one. - Oh, all right.
15) full

I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blades,
16) good

Good idea, boy. This is gonna be
17) last

I can't leave my room. Last time I took a shower,
18) first

I'm free for the first time in months!

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