Name: Empathy Is a Boner Killer
Released: 2017-08-18
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) bedbug

There is a bedbug-infested Quran if you want to read that.
2) rumpus

Yes, I did, baby, for the rumpus room, remember?
3) schmuck

What, but some random schmuck in Utica is fine?
4) wheelbarrow

Hey! Is that our wheelbarrow?
5) harpoon

Eh, well, ready your harpoon, huh?
6) purview

Oh, yeah, that's not really in his purview, more of a federal issue.
7) caveman

I mean, is it something that animals did or did it start with cavemen or cavewomen?
8) jinx

It's kind of like a... double-reverse jinx blocker.
9) hearsay

What is this? This is hearsay. You don't even have any evidence!
10) delusion

catering to the delusion that you're making a difference.
11) fag

Well, you're gonna miss all these yogurt and fag shops
12) deliverance

[Angie] I prayed to Norma for deliverance,
13) chlamydia

and we learned about masks, musicals and chlamydia dell'arte,
14) cartel

because he cut out the Mexican cartel and passed on the savings to the consumer,
15) improv

No. You're never supposed to start an improv with a transaction.
16) detergent

[Leanne] Hey, are we gonna get more detergent soon, or what?
17) abandonment

my sense of abandonment issues in activities.
18) shank

I did not join this club to smuggle contraband or to shank people.

1) squawk

Those two dum-dums were squawk all over camp.
2) molest

He molest me, too.
3) squander

Because I think there are people here with potential that's being squander
4) rend

while we also rent out the cornfield for sex.
5) bruise

- [Maureen] A bruise pear. - [Rogers] A bruise pear.
6) drool

So what if he drool a small pond?
7) sew

I mean, we gotta do something now that we're sew shut.
8) rot

or you rot in Max for the rest of your sentence.
9) evolve

You're saying our mouths evolve to give blowjobs?
10) swear

I swear. Just, you got to trust me.
11) owe

Fucking whiny bitches, acting like the world owe them.
12) peg

Heroin. I always knew you were a fuck-up, but I never peg you for a junkie.
13) fleece

basically because you fleece us before running off to Albany,
14) steal

Somebody must have stole it.
15) deserve

I have enough gas in the tank to fuck you like you deserve to be fucked.
16) smell

[Lea] Mmm. [Annie] He smell good, too.
17) gather

We are gather here today
18) screw

- We're screw. - Fuck. All right, no.

1) thankfully

Uh, thankfully, we all have jobs we can count on
2) someday

And, you know, someday you will.
3) backwards

All right, see... So, you bend over backwards,
4) technically

Well, maybe if any of you were technically savvy, or Asian,
5) loud

[groans] For crying out loud, Norma, come on,
6) basically

You basically gave me no choice.
7) okay

I thought you were doing okay.
8) obviously

You're obviously not. You're not over anything.
9) apparently

Apparently not enough.
10) effectively

But I need all of you to continue to do your jobs effectively until it does.
11) twice

A person only gets married once or twice in her life,
12) exactly

Kubra knows exactly where I am now.
13) fucking

Yeah, it is fucking hot.
14) instead

Maybe I should talk to Gavin instead.
15) recently

I just... I haven't been sleeping well recently.
16) late

But better late than never, right?
17) almost

Maybe it's 'cause it's almost the anniversary of the divorce.
18) outside

Meet me outside.

1) headfirst

So, you're really jumping in headfirst, huh?
2) mumbo

So, you really believe all this mumbo gumbo?
3) giddy

Look, there's been a little hitch in our giddy up.
4) dum

Those two dum-dum were squawking all over camp.
5) dope

[gasps] I know the dope DJ.
6) awkward

I just don't want it to be awkward.
7) mute

She's a mute.
8) exhausted

You look exhausted. Rough day at work?
9) inclined

I might be inclined to inform the voters of your district
10) reluctant

One who was reluctant to give the shit up in the first place.
11) insane

You're acting insane.
12) defective

This fruit is defective.
13) dumb

[in deep voice] It's Alex Vause, you dumb bitch.
14) intimate

I mean, we were intimate.
15) grateful

But, um, thank you, Marka. I'm so grateful, really. I just, uh...
16) impressed

Color me impressed.
17) rational

Man, it's not a rational thing, you know?
18) calm

I don't know. There's something calm about her.

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