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00:11:23
J.G. Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin
173
Yeah, I called him! What, do you think I'm a moron?
For tickets, call your momma and cry about it
Hey, bro! Ladder Match is about to start!
I thought laughter was the best medicine.
Who's gonna be the one to reach the championship belt at the top of the ladder?
How about you, little dude?
Or, making his Double R-W Wrassle Frassle debut,
Wow. Thanks for taking the blame, Pops.
Benson, it was all my fault.
I cannot tell a lie.
Okay, get ready folks, because it's time for the main event!
The leading champion, Four Arm-ageddon?!
Come watch all your favorites battle it out for the championship belt!
Come watch all your favorites battle it out for the championship belt!
Pops. you're a legend!
Tonight, and tonight only, at the City Arena Center,
Okay, Rigby and I are gonna go in after the bell.
The cream always rises... to the cop!
Dude, he's gonna be pummel! Come on!
I snuck out to the wrestling match on my own,
Well, let's see how you like it if I steal yours... Pops!
Dude, Benson would have snap his crank if we just left work.
Uh, fake? No. no, no, I assure you, it's real.
Whaddya say, we teach him how real this really is?!
But you forgot about this!
You know what happen when I get mad!
Row Z, seat 97, 98 and 99!
And look, I got here late, and they upgrade my seat!
Dude, I told you we should of left early to stand in line,
No! You guys are fire! That's it!
Dude, I told you we should of left early to stand in line,
because this event is sold out!
- You sure he's asleep? - Yeah, look.
We learn how to wrestle just like the Greckos and the Romans!
Oh I just love to wrestle!
Eh, I don't know. He hasn't show up yet.
Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so...
And besides, you said all this was fake.
Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so...
And I'm not talking downtown, I'm talking six feet underground!
Now help Pops upstairs, and don't even think of leaving him alone!
You gotta be responsible sometimes.
And look, I got here late, and they upgraded my seat!
That guy's head is almost as big as Pops!
That wasn't wrestling! You were actually hurting me!
Oh, I am sorry. Would you mind helping me inside?
Real enough for you?
Still though, it's pretty lame Pops couldn't be here.
The cream always rises... to the cop!
It's the easiest way to make sure you don't get hurt again.
Pops can't even get up. He needs to take it easy.
Whaddya say, we teach him how real this real is?!
Where's that new wrestler, Huge Head?
I'm just glad it's over.
Still though, it's pretty lame Pops couldn't be here.
- You sure he's asleep? - Yeah, look.
More like Bland Man Bored-o!
- What? - His dramatic enterance!
Impressive, Pops!
Wrestling's totally fake! You weren't doing it right!
You trying to get me mad?
Pops is totally safe back home in his bed.
You gotta be responsible sometimes.
Hey Huge Head, you're late!
Yes, yes, all is fine. Just not as limber as I used to be.
Or, making his Double R-W Wrassle Frassle debut,
It's the easiest way to make sure you don't get hurt again.
How about you, little dude?
It's the big wrestling event of the year!
You have to stay home for your own good.
Wrestling's totally fake! You weren't doing it right!
It's real real wrestling at its best!