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00:22:47
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Are you tired of the same daily droll?
So, this shoots antimatter?
An entire afternoon at blip and chitz!
No! Not twig!
Well, look at this fella. Aren't you handsome?
Man: Hey, Roy, you pulled those persian off-white shag
Yeah, I said it -- some stereotype are based in fact.
in -- in -- in their fancy boardroom?
♪ quasar shine through endless night ♪
Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store mother
The factory tint setting is always too high!
of these unidentified humanoid fugitive,
You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?!
Let's get to the promethean nebula,
I'm an assassin. I buy guns from your grandpa.
This is a galactic federation outpost!
Somebody dropped the dime on us.
Touchdown!
Don't you feel a little patronize?
Here, they can romp and play with other Jerrys.
Terrific. The fart that poop gold.
in a fully furnish office?
but I am glad that you insist
None. We chill at blips and chitz all day.
♪ quasars shine through endless night ♪
Are you going on a quest to find he who smelt it?
Rick, we're taking him back where he belong.
Wherever we discover you, we cure it.
shut the up about moon men!
You have arrive at krombopulos Michael.
You're suppose to be my friend!
So, this shoot antimatter?
locate in what you call "get out of my head, fart.
Listen, if you ever need anybody murder,
I say we escape.
Man: Hey, Roy, you pull those persian off-white shags
Darn right, bro! "Roy" rules!
I came here accidentally through a wormhole
reportedly at large somewhere within the gear system.
Wherever we discover you, we cure it.
Announcer: Spiraling perfectly!
reportedly at large somewhere within the gear system.
coming through the stereo instead of the TV.
I almost wish I could stay longer than one day.
Actually, it's because of years of neglect.
You kind of wasted your 30s, though,
Oh, they'll be back soon.
Looks like I'm coming along for an adventure!
You kind of wasted your 30s, though,
♪ The worlds can be one together ♪
Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened
You know, at least all the death and destruction
The factory tint setting is always too high!
and you can never tell what time it is.
You've got what the intergalactic call
You know how inconvenient that's gonna be to my work?
of these unidentified humanoid fugitives,
This is a totally unregistered cross-temporal asteroid.
I'm very discreet. You're g-giving him a card?!
Oh, come on. This is ridiculous.
a very planetary mind-set, morty.
Oh! Uh, well, is there an aux input?
Man: Hey, Roy, you pulled those persian off-white shags
♪ with feet marching towards a peaceful sky ♪
Infinite timelines.
No gear-turnings as of yet in the curious case
in -- in -- in their fancy boardrooms?
I just think it's time to get realistic.
Talk about silent but deadly.
Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store mother
What the is so valuable about you?
That would be illegal.