Name: Three Boys
Released: 2017-12-11
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) bigamy

I'm pretty sure bigamy is still a felony in the state of Illinois.
2) nutcase

No way, I'm not having that nutcase at my wedding.
3) ifl

...ifl gotta drag his ass back there myself.
4) vestige

The whole idea of marriage is a useless vestige of an archaic civilization.
5) appendage

They're a bizarre appendage. An afterthought.
6) unpredictability

The unpredictability is what makes them so exciting.
7) honeybee

Well, I know this. Thatjust like the honeybee, God has many eyes.
8) kash

KASH: Little of both. IAN: Ooh.
9) monoamine

And my monoamine oxidase inhibitor.
10) blindfold

IAN: Is the blindfold for surprise or so I don't know where you live?
11) oncologist

Seeing more of my oncologist than I see of my whole family.
12) testicle

Should only be two testicle invited to this party.
13) brothel

Oh, is that, like, a sibling brother, or just a black-guy brothel’?
14) douche

You look like a douche bag with that mullet.
15) unravel

-How would you know? -I watched one unravel.
16) larceny

-Aggravated assault, larceny and arson. -Arson? Who you talking about?
17) lasagna

It's lasagna, straight from the oven. Still warm.
18) vise

It was probably that nut—vise sex toy of hers that gave you the damn cancer.

1) obsess

Now I'm, like, obsess. Phillips,
2) shelve

When I get back, I want the stock shelve with all labels facing the same direction.
3) ordain

I could get ordain online.
4) vomit

If you vomit more than twice, have any seizures...
5) itch

I bet it itch like you got crabs in there.
6) devise

There's no good way to sit, no underwear that's been devise...
7) tuck

Tucked between two legs, wedged right near your asshole.
8) admire

While I admire your commitment, I gotta tell you, it's a bit over the top.
9) shave

I've never been shave down there before.
10) dominate

...nor the desire for earthly possessions dominate your lives.
11) wedge

Tucked between two legs, wedge right near your asshole.
12) pretend

You look nice. Where are you pretend to go?
13) freak

...and it sort of freak me out.
14) marry

Lots of people who love each other get married every day, Fiona.
15) bust

-There's a reason for that. -He bust out of prison?
16) propose

FIONA: Wasn't he drunk when he propose?
17) settle

...for you for once you ﬁnally settle down.
18) smell

It's freaking me out. And it smell like goats in here.

1) ahem

It's hot. I'm hot. Ahem, are you guys hot?
2) damned

But it's also what makes them so damned unpredictable.
3) someday

-Maybe some kids someday. -I thought you didn't want any kids.
4) happily

How's that for happily ever after?
5) practically

Ron, it's bullshit security. They practically give you your own key.
6) nicely

It'll burn nicely with all this taffeta.
7) wherever

And you'd always tag along with me wherever I went?
8) merely

A cleft palate is merely the mark God leaves...
9) aside

-Look, Momma, I-- -He set a little something aside...
10) besides

You know, and besides, until gay people...
11) somewhere

I can't afford to live somewhere else and support you two.
12) mainly

STEVE: The cars I sell are mainly not mine.
13) effectively

...to hold them effectively in place.
14) twice

If you vomit more than twice, have any seizures...
15) neither

Me neither, but it's on the state form.
16) anywhere

[MOUTHS] She's not going anywhere.
17) straight

It's lasagna, straight from the oven. Still warm.
18) alone

Oh, God, no. I say leave those three bad boys down there alone.

1) ingrown

Benign cyst. An ingrown hair.
2) goddamn

Take my own goddamn life.
3) paralyzed

Showing up at your wedding fucking paralyzed and shit? Yeah.
4) pessimistic

-Maybe you're being a little pessimistic. -Heh, it'sjust a piece of paper.
5) cleft

And cousin Jimmy with that ﬁrst wife, with the cleft palate.
6) testicular

Have you ever done a testicular self-examination?
7) archaic

The whole idea of marriage is a useless vestige of an archaic civilization.
8) folic

Girl's momma just skipped the folic acid.
9) immoral

Immoral, don't you think? Lying to God's face.
10) earthly

...nor the desire for earthly possessions dominate your lives.
11) undue

May daily problems never cause you undue anxiety...
12) retarded

-"Ass cunt fuck!" on me. -Is he retarded?
13) unpredictable

But it's also what makes them so damned unpredictable.
14) benign

Probably benign, then.
15) grim

I thought it'd be nice to look my best for the grim reaper.
16) bipolar

I wish. Tourette's coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem.
17) unreal

But the more time went on, the more unreal it all seemed.
18) noisy

We're doing the Passion play again. It might get noisy.

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