Name: South Side Rules
Released: 2018-01-10
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) a.m.

Yeah, you puked about 3 a.m.
2) chauffer

But what I can do is be your chauffer on the limousine ride to the pearly gates.
3) aspirator

Can you use that nasal aspirator on her before she goes to bed tonight?
4) sniffle

Oh, and Gemma, I don't know, but she had a little sniffle earlier.
5) noggin

Tea is for the noggin, aspirin for the muscles, honey lemon for the tummy.
6) omelet

Hungry? How would you like your omelet?
7) chump

Cops here gotta deal with dickless chump and gunshot wounds.
8) munchkin

That little munchkin is the light of my life, and this family.
9) antipsychotic

We got your mood stabilizer, antipsychotic, antidepressant.
10) overpass

Go crawl back to your mattress beneath the overpass and leave the sick girl alone.
11) rhinoceros

- I think I broke my rhinoceros. KEVIN: Ha-ha.
12) shambles

...which was in shambles because that bitch that claims to be my older sister...
13) gunshot

Cops here gotta deal with dickless chumps and gunshot wounds.
14) spatula

Who melted my spatula?
15) gratification

...of gratification out of this world before you croak...
16) whiplash

You get emotional whiplash from all the hairpin hormonal turns?
17) crepe

Oh, so how do you like your crepe?
18) chlamydia

Chlamydia and herpes, for starts.

1) motherfucker

You motherfucker!
2) puke

Yeah, you puke about 3 a.m.
3) outweigh

Fine. But my good qualities vastly outweigh my bad ones.
4) dedicate

"Woman dedicate practice to saving lives.
5) revoke

If you don't join me by the time I'm done, consider my offer revoke.
6) dope

- How you feeling? - I'm dope up on a bunch of stuff.
7) chop

...he had his dick chop off by his wife in his sleep.
8) evolve

...you know, they're evolve.
9) melt

Who melt my spatula?
10) borrow

All right. Can I borrow a fucking shirt then, please?
11) scream

The guy next door scream like a Polish grandma when he comes.
12) knock

[RATTLES DOOR KNOB THEN KNOCKS ON DOOR]
13) mess

- I thought that mess with your training. - It's whatever.
14) trash

You got fucking trash off one beer, bitch.
15) hammer

...and gets you hammer in like two seconds flat. You can't...
16) lace

Laced with all sorts of crap that makes you lose your mind.
17) hang

We just... We hang out.
18) shut

- I took a shower this morning. - They must have just shut it off.

1) vastly

Fine. But my good qualities vastly outweigh my bad ones.
2) illegally

...he's staying illegally in the dorms. He could go to jail. He's got three kids.
3) intentionally

Okay, listen, I know that you're not being intentionally rude...
4) mentally

No, just mentally ill.
5) nowhere

- I got nowhere else to go. - Then go home.
6) wherever

Wherever you want.
7) literally

Oh, I've literally never been this tired in my life.
8) strictly

I'm thinking of going strictly dickly for a while.
9) somewhere

Uh, rest stop, somewhere in Assbutt, USA.
10) obviously

Well, obviously, she didn't get very far.
11) apparently

- You can hotwire a helicopter? - Not very good, apparently.
12) forever

Thanks for the company. You're great, but you can't babysit me forever.
13) neither

Uh... Uh, neither.
14) exactly

- Are you even a student? - Not exactly.
15) earlier

Oh, and Gemma, I don't know, but she had a little sniffle earlier.
16) alone

Go crawl back to your mattress beneath the overpass and leave the sick girl alone.
17) generally

We generally enjoy doing the things we're skilled at, right?
18) fucking

Bullet dodged. Hey, man, that shit was fucking crazy.

1) studious

Look at you, all studious in here. Get your tuition sorted?
2) supe

I got B-complex, supe B-complex, B12, B6.
3) bottomless

- A lust for adventure, a bottomless libido... - Jesus.
4) discursive

Let's start with Foucault's discursive regime, and we'll go from there.
5) capricious

Why are women such capricious devils?
6) exhausting

- That sounds exhausting. - Oh, you have no idea.
7) bloated

...like I'm carrying the weight of this bloated irony.
8) unopened

- Got it. - You find any unopened bags, toss them.
9) butch

The doctor was pretty butch, honest mistake.
10) sober

Now, before I sober up and get all fucking weird again. Come on.
11) ashamed

Don't be ashamed.
12) limp

Give all the shits you want, but the next time my dick is limp from all the meds...
13) tragic

SEAN: Tragic. What else?
14) stuffed

Uh, no, you know, I'm still pretty stuffed from last night's dinner, so I'm okay.
15) brave

My family keeps telling me to fight, stay strong, be brave.
16) promising

...to recognize that you are a promising young college student...
17) dumb

You're a dumb-ass, you know that?
18) gentle

...and you will not go gentle into that good night.

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