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00:23:28
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Ah, a squeaker! [laughter]
I think you got some spatter on Chief Running Wolf.
like beautiful suds of beer. - Not as beautiful as-
Would you boys like some Cheesy Poofs?
Hasn't anybody ever heard of insect repellent?
Well, I'm no biologist,
The pov inside catches as many as he can to feed his family.
nice little tight bun there.
Those turkeys just ripped apart my cafeteria!
Maybe the world. - Oh, fudge!
we would like to extend our deepest gratitude for this
You won't get away with this, you bastard!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Look here in my microscope. Tell me what you see.
There has to be a Happy Burger around here somewhere.
Does anybody have a can opener?
Are you gonna eat all of your peach cobbler?
Is your dad an alcoholic too?
[laughter] I spatter his face!
you have bestow upon us.
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
Thanksgiving Special, Phillip fart on Terrance and laughs.
and it originally aire on Thanksgiving.
Pov? - Poverty stricken citizen.
Move it pov, I'm an American!
These fudge-up turkeys from the the crustaceous era
I'm sorry, God! I'm sorry I mock poor people.
These are the vicious turkeys I warn you about.
Why do poor people always smell like sour milk?
Aaaaah, I crap in my pants!
Look at the way they foam at the mouth,
In it, the boys celebrate the holiday
No, no! He's my son! I adopt him.
involve with the child's lives.
you're suppose to care about people who can't eat!
Grizzly bears like being kick in the balls.
Look how the leaves fall so delicately
We're terribly sorry about the mix-up, little boy.
These children desperately need your support.
Oh, man, they must have accidentally sent him
I was trying to genetically engineer
Precisely, but look how rapidly it's dividing.
Maybe they took it literally when we said
Somehow I don't think you're taking me seriously.
to treat everyone as an equal regardless
There has to be a Happy Burger around here somewhere.
Those turkeys just ripped apart my cafeteria!
Every turkey dies, not every turkey truly lives.
food is extremely scarce.
We'll get you back home immediately.
Well then, perhaps they should,
instead of the sports watch.
Yes, but you don't actually get
and put my hand back and kind of--
These fudged-up turkeys from the the crustaceous era
No, that's a Caesarian Section, Eric, but that's okay,
Something coming. Grizzly bear.
Means the turkeys are growing at an exponential rate.
These are the vicious turkeys I warned you about.
food is extremely scarce.
of year, we'll be doing a canned food drive.
Why do poor people always smell like sour milk?
Ah, you're that insane genetic engineer
Dude, the mutant turkeys are back!
I'm a little disappointed in your Thanksgiving spirit.
Dumb ass. - He's so stupid.
Did they say if it's waterproof?
and decrease the surplus population!
These children are in desperate need, and only you can help.
You know, Matt and I are right excited
Oh-ho-ho, brilliant.
incredible bounty of green beans