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00:22:12
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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- Eric cartman to the counselor's office, please?
Of this little feud you're having, mkay?
- This grudge that you're holding
No, Token! Leave brat pitt alone.
Are becoming a distraction for everybody else, agreed?
Not the fact that you're a murderer?
- Is there any hope for stopping the zombie apocalypse?
♪ humble folks without temptation ♪
- Hey, Token. What's up, bro?
I won't let the black people riot destroy the world.
- You got a better idea, asshole?
- The outbreak is starting.
Cnn has just received word that a verdict
I was not the juror that set the shooter free.
I think we really had a breakthrough here.
Well, step on the prissy pedal. We're gonna die!
Going only off of this sketch
Fist bump. Fist bump, bro.
- ♪ ample parking day or night, people spout howdy neighbor ♪
Zimmerman is accuse of shooting trayvon martin
- Many african-amEricans are outrage by the verdict
- We have to kill him before he infect everyone else.
- You can't shoot someone who threaten you
And you both owe each other an apology,
- We interrupt this cool song for a news bulletin.
What is it you intend to shoot?
- You think he blame you for something?
Although he survive the shooting,
- Yes. - ♪ y-e-s spell "yes."
I won't let the black people riots destroy the world.
- What! How am I suppose to get a person
"oh, somebody shot our children. Lordy, what we do now?"
- No, the plane crash!
- [sighs] all right. I promise.
- Yeah, that suck.
Who was so mercilessly gun down,
Who was so mercilessly gunned down,
- Well, he was technically standing his ground, Token.
You can legally shoot somebody that's threatening you
Was basically started by a young man named marius,
We need to go somewhere the spread won't take hold.
- Today apparently will be the day.
Is asked to contact the authorities immediately.
No, Token! Leave brat pitt alone.
- Well, it's a pretty fucking stupid law!
- Get inside. - But--
And he's really upset that you two aren't getting along.
This has clearly gone too far
Are becoming a distraction for everybody else, agreed?
Because of something that happened a long time ago,
- Nothing can ever go wrong so long as we all have each other.
- Well, at least I'll bet Token's glad it's over with.
- Is he doing it again? - He's doing it again.
- No, it's too gay. It would only make things worse.
- More needless violence.
In a shocking turn of events,
- All right, Token, come on. This is ridiculous.
And he's really upset that you two aren't getting along.
- Jury found me innocent, kyle.
How am I supposed to shoot Token with all these stupid rules?
- I wrote a poem. Is it okay if I read my poem?
Hurry! My husband might still be alive!
- Everyone quiet!
Cheerleaders: We are cows, proud and true!
And is an immediate threat to you.
With backup music by Butters stotch.
I know you're pissed off, Token, but be reasonable.
- Confirmed reports of panic in a rural town
His wishes are to remain anonymous,
By now most of the urban cities will be compromised.
Did you know if it wasn't for african-amEricans
- You made everyone think I'm a fucking patient zero.