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South Park » Season 23 » Turd Burglars

00:22:28

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

69

Words to remember

Nouns

1) baster

and put it up our asses with a Turkey baster!
2) turd

Mkay, well, someone in this school is a little turd burglar,
3) chipper

You're looking chipper today.
4) leftover

We took the leftover feces from your house,
5) burglar

Mkay, well, someone in this school is a little turd burglar,
6) crotch

that you've just scraped from your crotch
7) germ

Germs, bugs, thousand of organisms
8) poop

a little of your mom's poop and put it in this jar?
9) shellfish

My allergy to shellfish has literally gone away.
10) tummy

But the good bacteria in your mommy's tummy
11) trillion

All of us have trillion of microscopic critters
12) antibiotic

We can't use antibiotic because that will
13) rumor

because some rumor are floating around the school, mkay.
14) backbone

I see the backbone of our community.
15) gut

From now on, I'm gonna trust my gut a little more.
16) outbreak

Apparently, the outbreak started at a restaurant,
17) epidemic

We have a major epidemic, here, detective.
18) organism

Germs, bugs, thousand of organism

Verbs

1) taint

and so you taint it, didn't you?!
2) scrape

that you've just scrape from your crotch
3) overrun

are being overrun by bad bacteria.
4) squat

Kyle's mom just squat on the toilet!
5) remind

Oh, [Chuckles] that remind me.
6) steal

somehow stole feces from Kyle's mom, mkay,
7) suppose

like I'm suppose to say something.
8) solve

it solve every problem I've ever had!
9) realize

Dude, you realize
10) treat

that the women of South Park should be treat
11) lose

I've lost weight! I have more energy!
12) spread

C-diff has spread to half the town.
13) grow

that grow on and inside our bodies,
14) happen

You look great! What happen?
15) eat

When I eat, they eat.
16) obtain

so much could be obtain.
17) seem

Well, you seem so great,
18) stand

The offer stand.

Adverbs

1) literally

My allergy to shellfish has literally gone away.
2) somehow

somehow stole feces from Kyle's mom, mkay,
3) somewhere

are you gonna go eat somewhere
4) apparently

Apparently, the outbreak started at a restaurant,
5) absolutely

That is disgusting! Absolutely not.
6) certainly

Well, that certainly is...
7) perhaps

Perhaps they are the ones...
8) almost

That's good. Stay still. Almost there.
9) actually

They could actually obtain the Spice Melange...
10) soon

It's like as soon as people learn they have microbiomes,
11) along

All along, they were trying to tell me something.
12) enough

Enough for everyone. Enough to bring peace to all.
13) fast

Mr. Brady, can we just see your basement really fast?
14) together

The women of this town need to stand together!
15) else

scratch whatever else might be down there.
16) ever

we can't let anyone ever know about this.
17) least

That bitch must poop at least 2 pounders.
18) once

It's a thing most people only use once a year,

Adjectives

1) supe

There is no "supe feces,"
2) fecal

We do this with a fecal transplant.
3) disgusting

That is disgusting! Absolutely not.
4) microscopic

All of us have trillions of microscopic critters
5) skinny

skinny people's microbiomes to be skinny
6) ridiculous

That's it. You are all being ridiculous.
7) alright

It's alright Stan. don't cry.
8) bacterial

Your mommy has a bacterial infection
9) incoming

We've got more sick incoming. Try and make some more room.
10) protective

He has to be a little protective.
11) tough

Your mom is tough, kids.
12) alive

Right now, there are alive creatures
13) exciting

People are finding new and exciting ways to get healthy,
14) proud

We are here, and we're proud.
15) fantastic

Girls, can I just say -- you both look fantastic.
16) amazing

I was, but I had an amazing procedure!
17) proper

then proper diet and healthy choices, alright?
18) serious

That means she's got more serious business,

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