Adverbs

• 1) genetically

  ...for its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring!

• 2) someday

  ...and therefore has bad oral hygiene, so your teeth are gonna fall out someday, anyway.

• 3) nowhere

  This is reality! I am everywhere , and nowhere.

• 4) meanwhile

  you go on your wild goosechase and meanwhile, we'll deal with the real problems at hand.

• 5) potentially

  ...for its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring!

• 6) obviously

  Hey, that house looks perfect. There's obviously kids living there.

• 7) forever

  Did you bastards really think you could hide from me forever?

• 8) twice

  We keep careful track of what houses we've hit so that we don't hit the same one twice in less than two months.

• 9) certainly

  Billy is in desperate need of a bone-marrow transplant or he will most certainly die.

• 10) perhaps

  Yes. Fifteen of them in one night. Perhaps he should switch toothpaste?

• 11) square

  Do not open your eyes until morning. Or else I will kick you in the nuts. Square in the nuts.

• 12) sometimes

  Sometimes I think I can see time slowing down, and my own existence fading.

• 13) finally

  Finally tonight, a human-interest story. Dan Akawa is live.

• 14) therefore

  ...and therefore has bad oral hygiene, so your teeth are gonna fall out someday, anyway.

• 15) almost

  Almost. You ready, Timmy?

• 16) actually

  If you think about it, you should actually be thanking us.

• 17) soon

  The American Dental Association convention is this week, but, as soon as I get back, I'll look into it.

• 18) along

  Jesus! The little sick kid was a setup all along! How could I be so stupid?!