Name: The Classified Materials Turbulence
Released: 2021-01-19
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) diverter

...and I made a teeny-tiny mistake on the specifications for the diverter valve.
2) substructure

You're overestimating the strength of the substructure you're building.
3) juxtaposition

It's a juxtaposition of the nature of space exploration...
4) fondness

Of course, my fondness for classic science fiction does draw my attention backwards...
5) meatloaf

Okay, simulated zero-gravity human waste disposal test with meatloaf analog.
6) fodder

...against the banality of a malfunctioning toilet that provides the comic fodder here.
7) poop

...when man can once again safely poop in space.
8) slug

Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.
9) repetition

You know, I have to say I thought the toilet humor would get less funny with repetition.
10) discomfort

Well, first of all, don't underestimate the value of discomfort.
11) spoiler

Excuse me, spoiler alert.
12) schematic

I was going over the schematic on my Zero-G Toilet...
13) puppet

...but at some point, something way worse than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.
14) outbreak

We also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreak of cholera...
15) turbine

So the waste material avoids the turbine.
16) sock

Well, I have, and it will knock your sock off.
17) approximation

Here's an approximation of the spare parts available on the space station.
18) cousin

...and go live with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel?

1) reposition

What if we reposition the collection tank?
2) deceive

For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain...
3) reborn

Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.
4) descend

And we descend into anarchy.
5) thrive

- Really? - Well, yeah. Stuart thrive under pressure.
6) pretend

Leonard pretend to be a friend, and acts like a two-faced bitch.
7) bother

- About what? - Well, does it bother you?
8) screw

You crazy? What am I gonna say? I screw up your toilet...
9) celebrate

No, I'm celebrating.
10) involve

...which crew members would be involve in this EVA?
11) suppose

- Is that suppose to be funny? - I believe it is.
12) pull

Here, Sheldon. I pull the new Hellboy for you.
13) beat

Well, it beat, "You know I'm a dude, right?"
14) guess

I guess the thing to do now is, you know, pick yourself up.
15) speak

As we speak, the space shuttle is docking at the International Space Station...
16) expect

It's the second date. You think she'll be expect things to get physical?
17) avoid

So the waste material avoid the turbine.
18) touch

Like you're afraid that if you touch her, she'll break.

1) deliberately

I deliberately tried to sabotage Stuart's date with Penny.
2) practically

It's not superstition, it's practically Newtonian.
3) nowhere

You wanna make sure he gets nowhere with Penny...
4) damn

I'm trying. But you have to admit, this is pretty damn funny.
5) basically

We are basically out the door.
6) apparently

Apparently, there is no law of diminishing comedic returns with space poop.
7) apart

...all the time, so you need to, like, set yourself apart, you know?
8) doubt

No doubt, no doubt.
9) slow

- It was? - Oh, yeah, going slow really worked.
10) certainly

Oh, an excellent idea. I could certainly use a break.
11) exactly

It's kind of like a jack-in-the-box. No one knows exactly when...
12) alone

What goes on is none of your business. So just leave it alone, okay?
13) particularly

It wasn't bad advice. It just wasn't particularly helpful.
14) perhaps

Perhaps the comic book store is on fire.
15) instead

Instead of trying to reinforce this structure here...
16) therefore

Therefore, he is reborn as a banana slug.
17) outside

ASTRONAUT: Houston, we'd all like to step outside for a few minutes.
18) actually

It's actually a very elegant system. You know, what goes around comes around.

1) unscheduled

We'd like to make an unscheduled space walk.
2) freaking

If you really want to clean up your karma, go get my freaking latte.
3) rampant

We also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera...
4) insufficient

Won't work. The diameter of the tubing is insufficient.
5) supportive

You said you were gonna be supportive.
6) upset

Because he's upset over his situation with Penny.
7) periodic

We also have rampant poverty and periodic outbreaks of cholera...
8) crap

...and pretty soon there's gonna be crap floating all over your nice space station?
9) spare

Here's an approximation of the spare parts available on the space station.
10) elegant

It's actually a very elegant system. You know, what goes around comes around.
11) opposite

For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.
12) exact

All right, this is an exact duplicate of the Wolowitz Zero-Gravity...
13) slow

...you know, I think the most important thing with Penny is to go really slow.
14) broken

Yeah, that's broken too. Everything's broken.
15) equal

For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.
16) heavy

- That's heavy. - Damn right, it's heavy.
17) soft

Or the cherry-flavored soft drink from the makers of Mountain Dew?
18) initial

Yeah, my initial reaction is no.

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