Name: The Telltale Head
Released: 2019-02-09
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) dismount

Nice dismount, man.
2) gangrene

and your leg gets gangrene, and it has to be amputated.
3) switchblade

It looks like a guy with a switchblade stuck in his back.
4) caveman

- Will there be cavemen in heaven? - Certainly not.
5) settler

If it weren't for him, all the settler would have died...
6) brink

as he stands on the brink of salvation,
7) touchdown

- Oh, no! -Another touchdown!
8) blizzard

in the great blizzard of '48.
9) circumstance

Oh. He didn't say that under certain circumstance it was all right, did he?
10) ape

Yeah. Among other things, ape can't get into heaven.
11) whistle

a free slide whistle just like Sideshow Bob's.
12) sermon

I'd like to begin today's sermon, which I have entitled,
13) chord

I seemed to have struck a chord with you today, Homer.
14) dummy

The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn't.
15) jumbo

Three jumbo chery squisheys,
16) mob

I can't let my only boy get ripped limb from limb by a bloodthirsty mob.
17) goodness

I'm just tying to get a little goodness into the family.
18) mutant

Oh, cool, man. Space Mutants 4.

1) decapitate

was brutally decapitate last night...
2) insolent

What are you doing? Show a little respect, you insolent little thugs.
3) embarrass

Homer, you embarrass us in front of the whole congregation.
4) entitle

I'd like to begin today's sermon, which I have entitle,
5) fumble

Wolodarsky takes it at the five. And oh, my. He fumble!
6) rattle

Hmm. The child seems rattle.
7) uncover

Although modern historians recently uncover evidence...
8) sneak

You little sneak, you're coming with me.
9) beg

Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives.
10) interrupt

We interrupt "Mamboin the Morning"...
11) steal

- " Practically"? - It is steal.
12) tune

Stay tune to this station...
13) kick

I've been kick out of all four Space Mutant movies.
14) promise

Homer, you promise me.
15) strike

I seemed to have struck a chord with you today, Homer.
16) pull

I pull a few boners.
17) forget

- Oh, sorry. - We forgot how much you love Jebediah Springfield.
18) seat

- Please, be seat, Homer. - Yeah, sit down, Homer.

1) brutally

was brutally decapitated last night...
2) practically

But sneaking into a movie is practically stealing, man.
3) somehow

Somehow I got the idea that being popular...
4) apart

And if you still wanna tear apart this young Sunday school student...
5) alone

Hey, man, leave the kid alone. I like him.
6) sometimes

So, like, sometimes you could do stuff you think is pretty bad...
7) recently

Although modern historians recently uncovered evidence...
8) along

- You run along. - Son, we're in this mess together.
9) together

- You run along. - Son, we're in this mess together.
10) least

At least until you've heard the story of how we ended up...
11) once

No, we don't. Ty being objective for once in-- Oh?
12) always

Here you go, son. Share the wealth. That's what I always say.
13) hard

Can you think of a better way for Daddy to spend his hard-won 50 bucks?
14) never

They got us cornered, boy. We'll never get away. Give me the head.
15) again

- Didn't hurt. - Oh, yeah? Well, do it again.
16) too

- It's too long! - 23:05?
17) course

- I mean, without the head, of course. - Oh, yeah.
18) little

You little sneaks, you're coming with me.

1) overactive

You're not really talking to me. You're just my overactive imagination.
2) irreverent

- Maybe. - It's because of your irreverent attitude...
3) ferocious

Along the way, he met a ferocious bear...
4) senseless

in an act of senseless vandalism.
5) illustrious

The statue of Jebediah Springfield, our illustrious town founder,
6) murderous

Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives.
7) tempting

No matter how tempting it might be,
8) jumbo

- and one double jumbo original flavor, sir. - Okay.
9) ridiculous

- Where did you get a ridiculous idea like that? - Uh--
10) theological

The answers to deep theological questions.
11) beloved

with the head of our beloved town founder.
12) awful

- when he killed that bear. - It's so awful.
13) brave

Go on, Lisa. We've all got to be brave, just like Jebediah...
14) remarkable

This could be the most remarkable comeback since Lazarus rose from the dead.
15) innocent

Killing innocent people, eating human flesh.
16) bare

Jebediah once killed a bear with his bare hands.
17) crucial

Now they're lining up fort his crucial kick.
18) incredible

Perfect football weather for this incredible game.

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