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00:23:27
Rex Lee, Emily Osment, Jonathan Sadowski
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And the girl he loves is a fancy chocolate eclair .
With gorgonzola caramelized pears,
Whenever I'm in a predicament, I ask, "what would julia do?"
I said I sabotage.
I wanted to make tart, not be one.
I'm going with my gut on this one.
My shrink says that I create drama.
And made cornish game hen
I mean, this night is going to knock caroline's sock off.
One with credentials and awards...
♪ I've got this job in the bag, doo-dah, doo-dah ♪
With gorgonzola caramelized pear,
Ooh, it's 8:00, gotta bounce.
Wait till you see dessert.
I'm sorry, Gabi, this dinner's a bust.
That's what got us into this mess.
It's right down the hall next to the trash chute.
- Holy crap, it's my mom. - What?!
With gorgonzola caramelize pears,
Well, where is he, 'cause I'm starving.
That sometimes I sabotage things to create a challenge.
Oh, no, thanks, I already gorge myself on josh.
Oh, you scare me so bad when I found you in the closet,
You just kind of rub it.
It really cheer me up.
He's going to be remind of the worst night of his life.
That smell really good.
I mean, sofia, what if I screw this up?
Fine, I admit it.
Grilled cheese?!
This meal kick ass.
I bet you miss your mom.
'cause I'm innocent and my food will be prove delish.
She taught me to cook, and we watched julia child together.
You were lock in there?
♪ you're gonna get replace real soon ♪
Wait, do you want it to go somewhere?
Personally, I think he could win
Possibly on the way to your car.
My wig nearly fell off.
And I know exactly what you want to eat.
You're not going to make me eat alone, are you?
That sometimes I sabotage things to create a challenge.
Or did you finally clean out your car?
You're almost home!
It actually physically hurts.
You just kind of rub it.
You'll be hearing from us very soon.
An hour later you want to open up another one.
Something about moving too fast
In the kitchen, I have it together.
You know who else was full of passion?
Now I hardly ever think about developing
At least have her make a trial dinner!
And truffle mashed potatoes,
You're mysterious and elusive and complicated...
I was getting a pap smear.
I just will put this here, and I will make myself scarce.
She's cultured and gorgeous and way out of my league.
I haven't seen him this upset
You're smart, you're charming, you're successful.
Oh, my god, it's gorgeous.
'cause I'm innocent and my food will be proven delish.
And the girl he loves is a fancy chocolate eclair .
I'm drunk.
This looks incredible.
Look-- it was, it was stupid and meant nothing!
Josh, you look fantastic.
On the bright side,
It's kind of hard to remember her exact words
Wow, it looks even bigger wet.
No one has it harder than a pretty blonde girl.