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00:19:03
Iain Armitage, Zoe Perry, Lance Barber
869
I need 12 pounds of prime Angus with a medium deckle,
You're spitting the best brisket in Texas
How long is this feud between you two gonna go on?
It rarely leads to a breakup of the family.
because you've always treated me like an outsider.
What a dope.
a big slab of my brisket.
from a voodoo woman named Madam Laveau.
Like I'm some kind of loser, a booby prize.
You mind if I dip your head in the compost heap?
Three tablespoons of dried mustard,
(referee whistle blowing over TV)
No, this is her French toast.
and seven ounce of something called "holy ghost root"
ADULT SHELDON: For the spice rub,
Mind if I have a sip of your beer?
Or you could try a vegetable.
♪ But like the flame that burns the candle... ♪
ADULT SHELDON: The next morning, my dad embark
ideally slaughter in the spring, no later than mid-June.
I won't tell, I swear.
in her whip cream?
See? She admit it.
You were still struggling with potty training.
You looked me in the eye, and you lie to me.
♪ But like the flame that burn the candle... ♪
No one's getting divorce.
You bet. For sure.
You promise not to tell anybody?
Maybe faster, if we're talking about smoke brisket...
♪ You pull them all together... ♪
I always treat your daughter right,
I guess it's not going away.
Close your mouth when you eat.
Mom and Dad are fight.
♪ Oh, yeah, I've been wait for... ♪
and I hope that someday, when the time is right,
You can't hold on to it forever.
Finally, the cooking began.
I kind of have to.
Never thought you were good enough for my daughter.
ideally slaughtered in the spring, no later than mid-June.
She does make it good, though.
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
Only thing I ever asked in return was that damn recipe.
Sure it is.
I always treated your daughter right,
I never-- I would never.
You're gonna do it to him again, aren't you?
Me, too. Just eat.
Well, Mom, of course.
Well, they don't sell this around here.
That's impossible, you weren't even two years old.
How long is this feud between you two gonna go on?
Oh, yes. Meemaw used to call you Mr. Soggy Pants.
on a doomed quest to make the perfect brisket.
but a good, supportive son-in-law.
There you were, riding around on that dumb motorcycle,
Mom is so upset about Dad and Meemaw,
All of a sudden you got smart?
My brain did something impressive
You kids excited for the church picnic tomorrow?
all over the damn table.
That's okay, I don't want it.
I bet he's mad 'cause you always side with Meemaw.
It's smooth than regular coffee.
is the exact step-by-step instructions
GEORGE SR.: Connie, you evil bitch!
That's Meemaw's famous brisket.
Would you like the secret recipe?
All of a sudden you got smart?
Quit it. This is serious.