Name: Blockers
Released: 2018-07-16
Duration: 1 h 41 min
Cast: Leslie Mann, John Cena, Ike Barinholtz

Words to remember

Nouns

1) chugger

- Where are my chugger at? You ready? - Yeah!
2) macaron

- These are macaron. - Ooh.
3) untucked

- It looks stupid untucked. - Untuck your shirt.
4) whoot

- Oh, right here. Let's go. - Whoot, whoot!
5) aioli

grilled cheese sandwiches with hash aioli on them.
6) merkin

A merkin?
7) curcumin

a curcumin extract from turmeric
8) perv

Hey, Mitchell. You're being a fucking perv, dude.
9) chug

Butt chug! Butt chug! Butt chug!
10) millennial

You... you know millennial, right?
11) damsel

damsel in distress that need saving.
12) weirdo

As the weirdo whose parents dragged them out of prom
13) turmeric

a curcumin extract from turmeric
14) motherfucker

Prom night, motherfucker!
15) smirk

See that smirk? What was up with that smirk?
16) financier

this, like, acid financier cake. Oh!
17) fives

Uh... just high fives from now on.
18) cheater

Oh, cheater? That's my... that's my designation?
19) drool

And look at the drool coming out of that smiley face.
20) virginity

get potted up on weed and lose my goddamn virginity.
21) fuzz

- Uh, fuzz. - Yeah.
22) pediatrician

and I just awkwardly got my pediatrician
23) groin

with this, it's, uh, one shot to the groin, stab and drag.
24) fielder

and I know that the right fielder has a weak arm.
25) snowflake

So, like, trees are weed, and snowflake are cocaine,
26) petal

dim lighting and rose petal on the bed
27) truce

Truce! Truce!
28) brownie

Yeah, they're just brownie. They're not, like...

Verbs

1) ostracize

and I know what it's like to be ostracize by society
2) chug

I just chug a 40 with my asshole.
3) barf

- Oh! Oh, God! - She barf on us!
4) embarrass

And I fucking embarrass myself,
5) drape

and then they're gonna come in and find me drape over the tub
6) funnel

and you funnel the beer in.
7) tighten

This? This means we tighten the grip.
8) explode

My car just explode.
9) slap

She fucking slap me in front of the fucking maitre d'!
10) spit

- What? You spit on it? - No, it was my lip gloss.
11) perceive

that perceive women as little
12) snoop

Are you guys snoop on your kids?
13) swear

Ooh, this night is not over, I swear to Christ!
14) crush

No, my leg was crush by a cement truck,
15) bake

And then I bake it into a white chocolate macaron,
16) freak

You just really freak her out.
17) warn

- Oh, my God. - I warn you.
18) remind

Because I remind you of loss?
19) tear

I'm tear these off with my teeth
20) steal

with crackers that she steal from restaurants?
21) lean

If we all lean backwards on three,
22) dare

Hey, how dare you ignore me.
23) deserve

I deserve that.
24) smell

Oh, man, it smell like...
25) shame

raised a couple of bigots who have shame my daughter
26) punch

where The Rock punch the torpedo.
27) mess

your mac and cheese is mess up.
28) refuse

I refuse to believe she couldn't do better

Adverbs

1) telepathically

Trying to telepathically communicate with Kayla.
2) awkwardly

and I just awkwardly got my pediatrician
3) accidentally

Oh, I must have been accidentally added to the...
4) backwards

Everyone lean backwards.
5) technically

Technically, it's not a full dress.
6) practically

- Why? - 'Cause you're practically imagining
7) sometime

- Let's have a beer sometime. - Okay, first of all,
8) differently

She didn't... Why? Have you heard differently?
9) wherever

- Hmm. Mm-hmm. - And wherever she goes,
10) barely

She barely speaks to me.
11) literally

You're literally the cop-iest motherfucker I've ever seen.
12) loud

It's just good to say it out loud.
13) instantly

He's gonna talk about his tow truck company instantly.
14) okay

No, she's not doing okay. She's bummed.
15) definitely

You should definitely let it go now.
16) forever

have a wonderful night to remember forever.
17) eventually

I mean, you have to do that eventually.
18) possibly

How could you possibly know?
19) absolutely

Absolutely gorgeous out.
20) neither

Yeah, I... me, neither.
21) extremely

extremely specific scenario, and that won't happen to Julie.
22) exactly

That's exactly what snooping is.
23) immediately

in the O.R. immediately.
24) fuck

All right. It's fuck o'clock.
25) alone

It's really hard being alone.
26) fucking

And my favorite part is right fucking there.
27) finally

- Wait, you're finally gonna do it? - Yeah.
28) quite

Almost lost my flower but didn't quite work out."

Adjectives

1) untucked

Look at my untucked shirt.
2) telekinetic

some kind of, like, telekinetic bond with them.
3) furth

I'm going to UCLA because it's the furth
4) unraveled

it is clearly an unraveled filter of a cigarette.
5) flavorful

but also very flavorful and satisfying.
6) smirking

Smirking little piece of shit.
7) feral

with my feral cats eating away at my hair.
8) freaking

It's pretty freaking rich.
9) nonstop

Yeah, just nonstop magical moments.
10) fluffy

that's both, uh, light and fluffy
11) annoyed

I'm super fucking annoyed right now,
12) underage

Would cops drink with underage kids?
13) pathetic

I am not some pathetic
14) sterile

Tell her they'll make her sterile,
15) awkward

kind of fast and kind of awkward,
16) unbelievable

- It's unbelievable. - I mean, he-he knows about prom night.
17) anxious

I'm just so anxious about it.
18) uncomfortable

Let's not make it uncomfortable if you're gonna be around more.
19) racist

- Oh, racist Jan. - Yeah, that's the one.
20) unfortunate

That's an unfortunate coincidence.
21) ridiculous

Honey, you're being ridiculous.
22) reflective

I got sad and reflective on my prom night, too.
23) asleep

It's a good thing she's asleep, too.
24) satisfying

but also very flavorful and satisfying.
25) insane

because it's insane that you even came here
26) philosophical

Side? This is not some philosophical debate.
27) relaxed

- Relax. - I'm relaxed. I'm dilated.
28) baked

and it gets you super baked.

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