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Scary Movie 2

Views: 4352

Duration: 01:22:28

Release year: 2001

Country: United States

IMDb rating: 5.3

Genre: Comedy

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans

Actors: Anna Faris | Marlon Wayans

Plot summary

A group of teens including Cindy Campbell and Brenda Meeks are invited to spend a night in Hell House. Professor Oldman has convinced them it is for a school project, but the night won't go past quietly. Master Kane is long dead, but still plans on enjoying himself, especially with Alex Monday. When things really start getting bad, the gang must work together to find a way to capture this ghostly menace.

Words to remember

Nouns

1) suggestibility

to have the suggestibility required...
2) tranquilizer

Horse tranquilizer? You drugged him!
3) tater

Here we go. I think the tater are just about done.
4) charon

so you can grow up to be a nice strong charon plant.
5) boner

Oh, man. You boner aren't ready yet?
6) vaseline

- Baby, get my Vaseline. - I'll handle--
7) motherfucker

I'm getting high as a motherfucker!
8) chloroform

Morphine? Chloroform?
9) whisk

I'm just gonna give them one quick whisk here.
10) keg

I had, like, a keg myself.
11) fella

Take her wrap, fella
12) nigger

I thought I told y'all nigger before
13) ovation

How about you give me a standing ovation?
14) appetizer

who'd like some appetizer?
15) resemblance

Oh, but the resemblance is striking.
16) thermo

These are thermo goggles.
17) perm

This shit burns more than a perm!
18) tickle

Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle...
19) bun

I've been doing my bun busters every day.
20) verge

We are on the verge of greatness...
21) germ

Ha, ha, ha! My germ! Ha, ha, ha!
22) sweetheart

Oh, no, no, no. Not that room, sweetheart.
23) slang

That's slang for "clothing. "

Verbs

1) freshen

If I had known, I would have freshen up!
2) unleash

just before I unleash the dog of war--
3) emit

They emit a bolt of concentrated energy...
4) tickle

I do find, though, if I tickle my asshole...
5) tuck

Tucked in or out?
6) beg

I beg your pardon?
7) toss

I'm toss my own salad!
8) abandon

classic abandon personality disorder.
9) squeeze

I squeeze really tight, and then I let loose.
10) swear

I swear. Sometimes I think...
11) possess

that a young girl was possess by a demon...
12) steal

over a jacket stolen earlier today.
13) smell

Aah! Oh, shit! I smell something burning!
14) shake

Ooh! I'm shaking. I'm shaking.
15) dig

Yeah, so how you dig college?
16) belong

This was the room that belong to the love of his life...
17) suspect

"I suspect he was having an affair.
18) hang

I'm hung like a bull, lady. Check it out.
19) shut

Hey! Will you shut the fuck up...
20) arrive

Now, the bus arrive on Monday.
21) suppose

Well, then what the hell are we suppose to do?
22) kick

"kick off of "Survivor--"
23) burn

This shit burn more than a perm!

Adverbs

1) statistically

subjects who are close to death are statistically more likely...
2) literally

Not literally. I'm serpentining!
3) increasingly

This poltergeist is growing increasingly more violent.
4) personally

that you haven't personally prepared?
5) apart

or spaced too far apart.
6) carefully

Each of you have been carefully selected...
7) forever

Friends forever
8) doubt

No doubt. No doubt. That's what I thought.
9) indeed

I'm just saying that if indeed this cat did attack...
10) exactly

These kids are exactly the catalyst we need...
11) earlier

over a jacket stolen earlier today.
12) alone

Guys, just give me five minutes alone with him.
13) sometimes

Yes. Sometimes you have to give them candy.
14) quite

I couldn't quite figure him out...
15) almost

He almost got us. Buddy's hurt.
16) actually

I'm actually the caretaker.
17) kind

That was kind of bad.
18) soon

It was much too soon
19) enough

but it's big enough to get your hand...
20) later

See you later, Mrs. Harris.
21) though

I do find, though, if I tickle my asshole...
22) far

or spaced too far apart.
23) fast

I came as fast as I could, but at my age...

Adjectives

1) unrefuted

unrefuted evidence of life after death.
2) ectoplasmic

which can damage the ectoplasmic cells...
3) traumatized

Traumatized coeds are a sure thing.
4) hallowed

Hallowed be Thy name.
5) innermost

I want to be able to act out our innermost fantasies.
6) uncanny

Other than that, though, the resemblance is uncanny.
7) pubic

We'll shave off our pubic hairs...
8) frightened

Oh, don't be frightened, child.
9) paranormal

for paranormal investigation, which is why, of course...
10) crooked

Are my glasses crooked?
11) drunken

The drunken monkey.
12) thankful

And for that... I am so thankful.
13) traumatic

Yeah. It was traumatic.
14) wasted

We got so wasted, man!
15) eager

but he seemed very eager and pleased to meet me.
16) useless

Your weapons are useless against me.
17) awful

Well, that--that's awful kind of you.
18) brave

Oh, Brenda, you are so brave.
19) dumb

and make them do a whole lot of dumb shit...
20) gentle

Gentle stuff.
21) delicious

These are delicious.
22) sophisticated

with the most sophisticated high-tech equipment...
23) violent

This poltergeist is growing increasingly more violent.