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00:21:56
Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi
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Like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist."
With the exception of the retard thing.
I'm wearing an inside-out bridesmaid's dress.
Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo...
Everything you see. Show him the waffle bar, Larry.
No, no. It's a dolly... to help videotape your nuptials.
What if I find a trick that has her float to the altar or something?
Wow. That Blossom grew up, huh?
Okay, I've gotta get you into an illusion at the wedding.
I mean, what the heck? For instance, you've never told me...
Now she's goin' into the grape.
Like they say "go up box" instead of ?elevator."
Well, Michael will be my cousin soon enough, 'cause we're getting married.
- Here comes the bride! - What are you doing in a wheelchair?
You know, they don't even have banana in England. Okay, Son?
I think it's 'cause of her accent and the plastic surgery she's been able to afford.
- Is she allergic to cat fur? - Uh, no tigers.
I don't think I need any footage of my nuptials.
Michael relive a wedding nightmare.
Reunited with Rita, Michael told his parents he'd be getting married tomorrow.
I was videotaping Rita. Let's just say it would be cute if it was someone much younger.
California's blocked it twice, but only because they tack it onto an estate law thing.
I'll sink it first. I swear, I'll sink the whole damn thing.
- Let's all remind ourselves we don't have any money. - She's already gotten our money!
- Yea, Michael! Yea! - Who undid the locks?
And Michael felt he deserve a $15 thing of candy beans.
Sorry? Did I hear the word "trick"? And it smell a lot like lighter fluid in here.
It's Arrested Development.
Tobias, are you sure that this dolly isn't relate to your recent health problems?
And that's when it dawn on Michael.
- Boy, that Rita's a smarty. - True, but it's not like anybody appreciate it.
Lindsay, when did you first realize that you and Tobias...
I want to get married and have sexual relations like you promise.
- Oh, you teach kids, huh? - I like to think they teach me.
And Michael caught up with his brother.
I'm so glad we push through that. No magic.
rabbit down dum, druggeries hollow.
- For Rita had only mentally progressed... - on the ocean.
- Push him in the pool! - Why am I not going underwater?
No. I got nowhere to go. I'm under house arrest.
But wherever did it come from?
- Michael briefly considered faking the voice. - I...
Okay, so my legs and my left arm occasionally "go to sleep."
Michael took Lindsay aside to share his concerns.
California's blocked it twice, but only because they tacked it onto an estate law thing.
No. She's not that kind of person. You just haven't been alone with her.
That's when Michael finally accepted...
Instead of making houses, maybe you should make land...
- Rita, I've been really looking forward to this. - Me too.
Actually, it was Michael who felt a little pressured.
- You guys got these jackets on inside-out? - That way, you see the label.
Well, Michael will be my cousin soon enough, 'cause we're getting married.
My son's not old enough. It's... It's no big deal.
Later that night, Michael was at the hotel with his bride-to-be.
if her ridiculous idea for Sea Britain goes through.
- I'm puttin' the invisible locks on the door. - That's not fair.
The mere fact that you call it that tells me that you are ready.
I will not take this sacred duty lightly.
- You're brilliant. - Yeah, she wasn't.
I'll sink it first. I swear, I'll sink the whole damn thing.
Michael, be careful. People just see what they want to see.
- 'Cause nobody wants to seem stupid. - I like it.
You can stop it. It's okay. I'm gonna take your word for it.
Because it is obvious what she's after.
Rita's not capable of makin' a decision like that.
I'm sorry. Maybe I should get another tape. They're not expensive.
Dear God! Why am I not going underwater?
But as much as I'd like to, you can't ignore the fact that she is mentally disabled.
- Mom and Dad do not like Rita. - Are they crazy? She's amazing.
in her secret life as a film executive.
- She's sweet, smart, beautiful. She's special. - She was special.
I got a problem with you having sexual relations with that man.