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00:44:05
Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel
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'apparently showing the kidnapper removing it from the princess.
There'll be squawk from the usuals,
'Social networking sites are a... buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute.
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you.
Heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound.
If you rush, it might be misinterpreted as eagerness
The mood will border on insurrection and you will be destroyed,
'The kidnap video has been watched by over 18 million people.
Malaika, update the princess obit VT.
They'll be asking for a million quid or something.
Heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound.
'On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal,
Every poll indicates understanding, disgust with the
Super fucking Godzilla injunction with ten-inch Whitehall fang!
It's a kick-bollock scramble, but with finessing it should be OK.
Shove it up your arse you fucking...
Our embed have ruled out the major players. It's not AQ, not IRA.
putting personal embarrassment over the life of a girl.
Continue reconnaissance and await instructions,
It may be a sportsman-like gesture but we are making it.
'The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand of a personal nature
captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you.
You've never patronise me. Don't start now.
Tweeted a photo and the online hivemind did the maths.
It's sedate?
Board's been prise away. That's where they got in.
Princess Susannah's been kidnap!
'and a sever finger, thought to belong to Princess Susannah,
We're checking with embed operatives, compiling a list of suspects.
Her car was intercept shortly after midnight,
'If you do not do precisely as instruct by, um...
Don't. I'm beg you.
She'd insist on going.
You scare the shit out of me!
We've been squeezing hard, but nothing concrete.
People who've threaten yourself or the royals.
One word, I swear I will fucking...!
recognised our designate performer,
recognise our designated performer,
They must have bounce the upload from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.
We need to explain this without viewers sic up their Weetabix.
"Fruition to be transmit in full"?
We did after nine minutes, long enough for it to be duplicate and spread.
'an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow put in an assure performance
'..This viewer video shows officers raid an address in Bradford.
You know how much help you're getting hereon in?
'Popularly known as Princess Susannah.
'A video uploaded anonymously to the Internet
'I can't think of anything remotely like this.
That is totally backwards.
Technically, yes, so I thought, "Work with what we do now"
'If you do not do precisely as instructed by, um...
Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
It came from somewhere in there.
It's a new one for me, obviously. I wouldn't normally... You know.
'apparently showing the kidnapper removing it from the princess.
Absolutely, sir.
that this is, indeed,
But it's been on for nearly an hour.
Exactly that.
'All viewers are advised to turn off their televisions immediately.
Yes, he fucking has!
No-one sees it, especially the PM.
You actually thought that would work?
It's just a skeleton crew inside.
We did after nine minutes, long enough for it to be duplicated and spread.
Keep it so far from the press it's on the other side of Jupiter.
No-one else has broken rank.
'an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow put in an assured performance
Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held camera in a constant roving motion.
It's not Islamist. To request a pig is specifically abhorrent.
How do we describe it? "An indecent act"?
Twinkle tits from?
I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads
'That's disgusting. It is disgusting.
Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call. Least I can do is warn Tom.
Two PPOs, still unconscious.
To the public, this would be one man of questionable popularity
'This grim development comes just hours
'..An unprecedented nature.'
Telegraph has the whole video and an interactive timeline. Tonally stark.
Be rude not to give her a kiss beforehand.
'Nothing too abnormal for MPs.
'People will look at him like he's insane and take his position away.
I'm friendly when I drink. Very friendly when I'm grateful.
"Michael Callow has displayed incredible bravery"
Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika. Be careful!
We are convinced both the video and the demand it contains are genuine.
Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows his shit. That's tough.
Armed police! Lay down on the floor! Lay down on the floor!
Then you're a stupid bitch.