Name: Hello, Bandit
Released: 2018-02-06
Cast: Michael C. Hall, Jennifer Carpenter, David Zayas

Words to remember

Nouns

1) spatter

Once upon a time, an evil green ogre left a circular spatter at three feet high,
2) indiscretion

Dexter found out about the indiscretion,
3) machete

And if it is Santa Muerte, they used a machete on her.
4) incinerator

Too lazy to drive it back to the incinerator, I suppose.
5) excision

Excision of eyes and tongue was done postmortem.
6) raccoon

This raccoon was killed someplace else and dropped here.
7) hangout

But this park is a local drug hangout, and drug cartels like to cut heads off,
8) puddle

- Hey, fuck puddle. What are you doing? - Just giving you a kiss hello.
9) ogre

Once upon a time, an evil green ogre left a circular spatter at three feet high,
10) cartel

But this park is a local drug hangout, and drug cartel like to cut heads off,
11) bartender

Bartender, a Cuervo silver.
12) noodle

Chicken noodle, chicken noodle, chicken noodle. Where's the tomato?
13) bathtub

But nothing on "Mommy bled out in a bathtub."
14) dresser

Just, uh, furniture, clothes, a dresser, maybe.
15) casserole

I just ate a whole tuna casserole to make room in the apartment.
16) creep

Kind of creep me out.
17) toaster

Unless I want to curl up inside a fuckin' toaster oven.
18) lava

and Masuka's chocolate lava cake,
19) safeguard

would put any serious safeguard on their records.
20) innocence

I lost my innocence at such an early age,
21) tuna

I just ate a whole tuna casserole to make room in the apartment.
22) sausage

not to have your fat little sausage fingers all over me.
23) asphalt

But there's no tyre marks or blood on the asphalt.

Verbs

1) swab

Make sure you swab the gun.
2) inherit

You inherit it... from your parents...
3) bleed

But nothing on "Mommy bled out in a bathtub."
4) smash

Right, he got his head smash in. Went unsolved.
5) disappear

Arthur Mitchell disappear.
6) sketch

Deb told me about the Kyle Butler sketch.
7) remind

I remind him that you and I are brother and sister, just like him and Astor,
8) dare

How dare you?
9) punch

and came over and punch me out.
10) raid

you were part of the team that raid Arthur Mitchell's house.
11) belong

meaning the blood belong to an animal.
12) hang

Oh! Fuck me. Why couldn't he have just hang himself,
13) shut

A whole afternoon getting doors shut in my face.
14) suppose

I suppose killing someone with my bare hands in a men's room
15) kick

I shared a bed with Astor last night, and she kick me all night long.
16) appreciate

- I'd appreciate it if you'd keep me posted. - Will do.
17) murder

I know what happened to my mom. She was murder.
18) promise

And I promise to keep my fat little sausage fingers off you.
19) split

and that it's... important that they never split up.
20) catch

- Have they caught the Trinity Killer yet or... - No.
21) lock

Who keeps their attic door lock?
22) lose

They wanted to see where it happened. Where they lost their mother.
23) forget

Someone did a quick cleanup job but forgot to wash the door.

Adverbs

1) someplace

This raccoon was killed someplace else and dropped here.
2) practically

Look, I found a place practically on the beach.
3) nowhere

How desperate am I, to follow Boyd to the middle of nowhere
4) somewhere

Hey. I'm heading out. You want to grab a bite somewhere?
5) definitely

He's definitely peculiar.
6) unfortunately

Unfortunately, he's disappeared as well.
7) forever

and we thought that everything was gonna be good forever.
8) normally

Normally, having a target would make me feel good,
9) indeed

I did indeed.
10) previously

Previously on Dexter...
11) exactly

It looks exactly the same as before.
12) approximately

Approximately 24 hours ago.
13) alone

- And you were by yourself? - Yes, I was alone.
14) sometimes

Sometimes. It's more peaceful.
15) fucking

or why you think you can fucking run away from the FBI,
16) finally

You think they're finally settling in?
17) otherwise

But otherwise, we got jack shit.
18) thus

Thus, the better killer I am, the better father.
19) recently

The truck was most recently rented to Boyd Fowler.
20) outside

But if you have any questions, I'll just be right outside.
21) actually

- Huh? - He's not actually talking yet.
22) inside

Yeah, they're all inside.
23) soon

and soon it'll be joined by a refrigerator,

Adjectives

1) exhausting

it is fucking exhausting.
2) ragged

Just trying to help. You're looking a little ragged.
3) irresponsible

No, I'm fine. I'm irresponsible.
4) foolish

I was foolish enough to think that things would always be good.
5) peculiar

He's definitely peculiar.
6) exhausted

I'm exhausted. There are five people in my tiny apartment.
7) damaging

and it left a very damaging mark.
8) crowded

Yeah. It's crowded.
9) rude

People are so rude. Excuse me.
10) asleep

They're both asleep in the bed.
11) satisfying

You just... You live for those kids, and it's satisfying.
12) blunt

consistent with blunt-force trauma...
13) defensive

He's got defensive wounds on his paws.
14) peaceful

Sometimes. It's more peaceful.
15) innocent

there must be some small part of that innocent child still inside me.
16) decent

I mean, I actually had a pretty decent career going,
17) bare

I suppose killing someone with my bare hands in a men's room
18) desperate

How desperate am I, to follow Boyd to the middle of nowhere
19) weird

You wanna talk about it, or are you just gonna act weird?
20) odd

Just seemed odd.
21) loose

One final loose end to tie up before putting all this behind me.
22) stupid

Too stupid. You know, I've heard them all.
23) alive

Well, our guy's alive, as far as we know.

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