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00:28:11
Laura Dern, Justin Long, Bill Burr
20
No, no, the jiggle's for everything.
I got a cousin in Kentucky who jacks off racehorse
One, two, three, heave!
-You're such a badass! -Huh?
-Rock star. -What a douche. [laughs]
No more will you be faced with the chore of eating spaghetti and apple sauce.
I got to fish a stillborn possum out of the Eastside pool.
After much deliberation, we've decided that the best person to take over
Fuck those Eastside dick blister!
Buy war bonds and help us finish off those Japs!
in the sonnet known as Kevin Murphy.
Come on, get out, sweetie. I'll help you.
but the fucker left me to clean it out. And poor Rosie--
Maybe have an interrogation table--
Carol! Get in here with the morphine suppositories.
Receptionist keeps it too hot in here.
Frank if you bring up that fucking potato famine one more time...
These are just spit-firing ideas, of course.
After months of losses due to the unfortunate televise event...
we're gonna build for you. Jotted down a few ideas.
Hey! That is the fat ass who said I kidnap him
[chuckles] You liberate gals today.
After you unwind with your family.
Run it up your flag pole, see if you salute it.
and he's been beg me to come down to be his bucket man.
You streak the whole pool.
inspire by my struggle--
Ooh, you're bust.
Fourteen years I sweat my ass off humping baggage at that place.
No one deserve this more than you.
But Pogo screw me too.
Mother says my head is perfectly proportion for a boy of my--
-Aw, shut up. -[chuckles]
I came in when Kennedy was shot.
There's plenty of other places I can work where I'll be appreciate.
-You gotta be shit me. -[applause]
All day long this office sounds like backstage at the opera.
Not getting that promotion was purely a business decision
Before you know it, you'll be welcoming a perfectly healthy, bouncing baby--
"Rosie. I am truly sorry for how this was handled.
Finally, a job where I sit down.
into a thing where you can kind of bolt the door.
to the great man we all lost too soon.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
Don't be mopey. We'll do something later.
-What about our fun day together? -I'll be right back.
Who else? You've earned it.
[Frank] Oh, Jesus Christ, does it ever fail?
I just need a second once-in-a-lifetime idea.
You've always been ungrateful, disloyal, uppity...
But if you want to beat me, you have to hit it hard.
It came from above, Frank.
I never missed a day once.
Let's play again.
They came over here. They were indentured servants,
Frank's overworked, and the heat is driving us all crazy.
No sign of infantile acne.
than wasting your time chasing some unrealistic fantasy.
This has been a very stressful time for me too, you know.
Motherfucker, you can't even pretend to not be racist for one minute, can you?
After months of losses due to the unfortunate televised event...
You're gonna sing your way into repeating ninth grade.
I feel so stressed.
Today's your first day of dumb school.
Listen, I know you're upset. However--
There seems to be an urgent phone call for you.
And eating lunch with you is the only decent part of my day.
And we're excited to share it with some special friends.
It's brilliant!
Ginny, it's okay.
Bob Pogrohovich, who has some exciting news.
I'm proud to introduce our new vice president of operations,