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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grownup now?
Can I get a, uh, three-piece, uh, coleslaw, beans and a Coke?
Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!
You're right. How's the missus?
The messer become the messees!
My God, he wants me to come over and feel his biceps!
There's still so much to do! Have you written your vow?
Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!
PHOEBE: Get in here! Come on!
...to be near a Volvo dealership.
Wow. Monica, you look like your grandma. How old was she?
- She wants me to put lotion on her! - She's bluffing!
All right, there's a nuclear holocaust. I'm the last man on Earth.
[CHANDLER STAMMERS INDISTINCTLY]
ROSS: I'm getting married today!
I stole Monica's and changed the name. Shh.
So now do you believe that she's attract to me?
- We're engage! ALL: Yes!
Uh, helping Chandler write his vows. He kick us out.
You realize you get louder each week?
- I'm gonna kiss you. - Not if I kiss you first.
- This is not gonna work. - I bet this'll work.
With Carol I promise never to love another woman until I die.
You go seduce her until she crack.
...all the things he's taught you, like...
It seems like less because they hid it from us.
[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY]
I was looking at it upside down.
The sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over.
Then you'd be going back and forth all the time.
This is totally getting out of hand.
Ha. You know, sometimes that helps.
- Actually, it looks really good. - It looks pretty good!
Okay, okay. Um, maybe you could start with:
- Actually, it looks really good. - It looks pretty good!
"Monica, when I look back over our time together..."
You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.
Bye, Chandler. I miss you already.
- Right. Have you written yours yet? - No, but I know what I'm gonna say.
Everybody knows the erogenous zones. One, two, three...
I'm pathetic. Monica knows what to say, you should have seen her.
They think they are so slick, messing with us!
- Man, this is hilarious! - Chandler!
Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
You realize you get loud each week?
We're excited that you might get this place!
Okay, show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them.
...I never thought I'd be so lucky...
Are you okay? I'm so sorry.
Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!
Do you realize we're getting married in four weeks?
How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass" inappropriate?