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00:22:41
Ashley Tisdale, Vincent Martella, Thomas Brodie-Sangster
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♪ Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey
♪ But I got a tormentor I was hated, it's true
and disapproving governess named Constance?
personification of unstoppable dynamic fury.
It's the juxtaposition of the doughnuts
♪ Finding a dodo bird
my evil scheme monologue? Good.
Lost your platypus, eh? That reminds me of a really great monster story.
We're coming. Don't get your knickers in a twist.
I've got the chiropractor at four. Could we pick it up tomorrow at, say,
(clattering) Will you hold it down? I am trying to use the quill!
Look at that giant toothbrush. And that giant dental floss. it's even been used.
♪ Dooby-dooby-doo Bah dooby-dooby-doo bah doo ♪
Show them to the parlor.
Oh, Heinz, how can he be your nemesis?
A rampage, sir? Exactly!
Isn't it beautiful, Ferbgore? We're on the verge of bringing life to the best monster ever.
Did you know he eats raw snail? Ew!
You sicken me, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
♪ I must impress my professor ♪ He's misunderstood
♪ Openly despise me
today was supposed to be the day that I impress you
but that's him, I swear!
Ooh, bust!
Lost your platypus, eh? That remind me of a really great monster story.
♪ Though the one who advise me
I'm finally cure of my irrational fear
They love it. Wanna hang out with us?
today was suppose to be the day that I impressed you
Just wait till my potion kick in, you big, dumb monst- (gasps)
So you're not an angry mob right now, but... I bet you're slightly irritated, right?
and talk to them about my new project, but I promise I'll catch up with you
It's even worse than I imagine!
To make sure we win that monster contest, I taught him a few tricks.
The storms made my security system go all cuckoo, and you just lock us in.
And, well, I forgot exactly what happens after that.
But, sadly, you can't even do that!
You're taking it too literally.
I know the boys must be around here somewhere.
Back then, to be considered truly evil,
Best monster, indeed. Wait till they get a load of pure evil!
A rampage, sir? Exactly!
Well, our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out.
Perhaps muted color would be better.
I'm finally cured of my irrational fear
Especially a giant fridge.
you actually had to have an angry mob after you.
but it's kind of small compared to what you do.
just as soon as I can. Have fun.
Let's hurry this along, Doctor.
Yes, of course, of course. This time I know I've created something evil enough
Funny you should ask. We spent the entire afternoon together.
It was a long time ago, back in the old country,
Isn't it beautiful, Ferbgore? We're on the verge of bringing life to the best monster ever.
Ja, I'm sure if I was a pomaceous fruit, I would be trembling.
Allow me one little drink before we continue. I'm parched, OK?
on a cold, moonlit night.
Hey, that doesn't look unpainted to me!
A diabolical machine that produces a potion
In your letters, you said your nemesis was a suave, semi-aquatic
personification of unstoppable dynamic fury.
in the macabre task of collecting spare parts from semi-aquatic mammals.
Perhaps muted color would be better.
So you're not an angry mob right now, but... I bet you're slightly irritated, right?
I'm finally cured of my irrational fear
They are so busted!
He was obsessed with being the most evil scientist of his time.
♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots
That's a peculiar taste. Hey, Constance.
♪ Or driving our sister insane Phineas!
Just wait till my potion kicks in, you big, dumb monst- (gasps)
I am sure you will be most impressed with my latest evil inventions.