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00:23:25
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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He's a good kisser and he's gonna do my taxes for free.
How tacky is it to give the mother-to-be a fistful of cash?
Faced with her own inadequacies...
If I see another crepe paper stork, I'm gonna rip its cardboard beak off.
were the perfect antidote to Laney's House of Humiliation.
If I see another crepe paper stork, I'm gonna rip its cardboard beak off.
If I see another crepe paper stork, I'm gonna rip its cardboard beak off.
and these brat come along and start eating it.
I'm on total ovary overload. Which kind do I get?
I've lost two sisters to the motherhood. I know what I'm talking about.
Samantha and Laney had a long-standing rivalry.
Charlotte sweetie, don't forget our gift.
with my Walkman, light up a joint...
Pregnant lady showin' her tits!
Once they isolate you from the herd, it's all over.
- But if you... - I shave my Barbie's head.
But I wondered, what was still buried...
Charlotte had made us all swear never to use it.
Her face peel off. That can't be good.
She met a Wall Street investment banker, married him...
Can I ask you, would any baby shower bother you...
As she sip her beer...
Sometimes I climb up into the kids' tree house...
- What's going on? - She stole my baby name.
Clearly, a part of the old Laney had survive.
stretch all the way to Manhattan.
deep inside the mommies downstairs?
she mentally Scotch-taped her dream house back together again.
both incredibly insecure.
Would I somehow manage to stay me?
Oh, Toto, I don't think we're in Manhattan anymore.
Charlotte suddenly realized all was not lost.
- My husband heard it somewhere else. - Really? Where? I didn't tell him.
- Seriously, what did you get her? - Seriously. They're pastel.
It's a private joke. Go forth and date.
Absolutely. Listen, I've gotta go. I'm running late.
Like lottery winners or extremely successful people who are 27.
Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?
Clearly, a part of the old Laney had survived.
and a gynecological condition no one had ever heard of.
They're inseparable. They do everything together.
How tacky is it to give the mother-to-be a fistful of cash?
I had a very reassuring moment once with First Response.
As I turned the midsize coupe onto Hollyhock Lane...
could look so unnatural.
but the witch in Hänsel and Gretel, she's very misunderstood.
The pathetic, live-for-the-moment single girls...
She was supposed to have sex with Sid Vicious and move to heroin.
Oh, it's adorable!
Two years ago, Laney did the most shocking thing of all.
This is why I hate baby showers. You always leave feeling depressed.
I mean, am I maternal?