Name: Carl's First Sentencing
Released: 2018-01-10
Cast: William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Ethan Cutkosky

1) a.m.

- Where is everybody? - It's 10 a.m.
2) uppercut

- Still got a few uppercut in. - Nice.
3) eardrum

Two with busted eardrum and one with a ruptured testicle.
4) upshot

Upshot is, he was my roommate, and he's agreed to bail you out this semester.
5) omelet

How would you like your omelet?
6) motherfucker

I was gonna kill that motherfucker. I always remember what you told me.
7) gunshot

- Good to see you again, doc. - How's the gunshot wound, Mr. Gallagher?
8) luge

...off a co-ed who's using her ass crack as an ice luge?
9) cantina

GIRL: I'm at the cantina. You can't miss me.
10) fella

Oh, uh, hey, what's up, fella? No offense, but the Rape Walker doesn't do gang bangs.
11) remorse

- What if he shows remorse? - What's that?
12) retard

I trusted a fucking retard with a man's job.
13) frat

One of our frat buddies got his parents to cover Nick's tuition.
14) opium

If you've got the cash, I know a guy downtown, has opium.
15) deodorant

- ...and hippies don't use deodorant, so... - Do you even know what critical theory is?
16) dope

NATO spoon, little bag of dope.
17) thug

Because of your thug brother. In one fell swoop...
18) sweetheart

Oh, sweetheart.

1) destine

Let's be honest. Chuckie was not exactly destine for great things.
2) fantasize

You know what I fantasize about? Is my PO...
3) sedate

I'm heavily sedate and even I know what happened last week on Shameless.
4) enslave

...was nothing short of liberation from circumstances that enslave us.
5) scoff

People scoff, but those are words I live by.
6) carpe

God, where were you with all that carpe diem crap when I was in my 20s?
7) starve

I just got back from a conference. I'm starving.
8) remand

Okay, you're remand to the custody of the sheriff.
9) plead

Doesn't it help that we pled guilty?
10) dime

First chance I get. He dime on me.
11) toss

...and get to the part where you toss me out of here?
12) scare

You think you scare me?
13) pretend

It's when big, scary men pretend you're a woman.
14) crush

...being crush under 3000 pounds of Detroit steel.
15) peel

All right, but keep your eyes peel for pigs.
16) interrupt

HELENE: Now, as I was saying before I was interrupt. Horkheimer...
17) bust

Two with bust eardrums and one with a ruptured testicle.
18) flush

- Ian, what happened to all your pills? - I flush.

1) functionally

Even if he is functionally retarded, he's getting time.
2) barely

...and that he has an IQ of barely functional intelligence.
3) literally

Literally, the evidence was strapped to his body.
4) hereby

This court hereby sentences you to the minimum of 120 days...
5) overnight

I had three Rape Walker calls overnight.
6) apparently

Apparently, time's up.
7) carefully

...so you need to listen very carefully.
8) absolutely

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.
9) exactly

Let's be honest. Chuckie was not exactly destined for great things.
10) alone

I couldn't leave them alone with those lacrosse players.
11) fucking

She wear you out? You look fucking tired.
12) finally

Finally. Where have you been?
13) otherwise

Otherwise, you will end up in juvenile prison.
14) quite

This is Lip. He's quite bright.
15) round

Patients enduring round after round of poison pumped into their system...
16) late

- You got an early class? - Yeah, I'm gonna be late. I'm gonna split.
17) almost

Those times you almost died?
18) actually

Yeah, yeah, a few things, actually.

1) fraternizing

Yeah. Guess that means no more fraternizing?
2) ruptured

Two with busted eardrums and one with a ruptured testicle.
3) exuberant

- You were exuberant. - I thought that was a good thing.
4) derelict

With a derelict getting stoned.
5) ful

Living life to the ful. Wouldn't trade a day.
6) puritan

Good old-fashioned Puritan work ethic.
7) vehicular

...for some vehicular homicide DUI thing...
8) irresponsible

I've never gotten drunk and done something completely irresponsible.
9) retarded

Even if he is functionally retarded, he's getting time.
10) sober

These are sober and horny.
11) exhausted

My balls haven't been this exhausted since I discovered jacking off...
12) bipolar

- I am. WOMAN: Bipolar one, acute mania...
13) suspicious

- We could go to the computer lab. - No, all those people, they'll be suspicious.
14) austrian

Egon Schiele. He's an Austrian painter.
15) disappointed

And at the time, you didn't seem very disappointed.
16) dumb

I did something really dumb that I shouldn't have.
17) bald

...so they can spend what days they have left by the toilet, puking and bald.
18) peaceful

Was it peaceful?

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