Name: Two in the Box
Released: 2017-04-25
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) incubee

Ah, two of my incubee off to eat the world.
2) inroad

I made some major inroad with Hiroki.
3) fella

That's right, fella. These are our new sales people.
4) ebb

Jian-Yang, in every relationship, there are ebb and flows.
5) hernia

Oh, my God. Okay. What, for like a hernia or something?
6) eviction

Well, the eviction process is officially underway,
7) salesperson

Richard, these are the best salespeople in the world,
8) remnant

These are all remnant of a time before I wrote Nucleus down.
9) occupant

Well, the occupant of a residence in California has almost unlimited rights.
10) cto

I'm working now as the CTO under the new CEO, Jack Barker.
11) severance

Unless you'd all like to quit and walk away from your entire severance packages!
12) stallion

I paid $150,000 for the semen that's about to come out of that stallion,
13) semen

I paid $150,000 for the semen that's about to come out of that stallion,
14) liar

Erlich a liar!
15) urn

Well, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, because, urn, the plan has always been
16) insult

Ah, an insult born of respect.
17) scissors

- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
18) pillar

Sales and engineering are the two pillar of the Conjoined Triangles of Success.

1) tether

and then we tether it to the routine we were trying to use...
2) invent

I invent that, and now it's taught at business schools.
3) bum

This bum me out, man.
4) negotiate

He just negotiate a great new lease on our new offices.
5) attract

But they were attract the best possible people,
6) alter

Are you suggesting that we alter
7) bow

Now you bow.
8) stack

If we stack that same loop on top of the bit-level encoder
9) suppose

What are we suppose to do?
10) slip

I'm sorry. lt just slip out.
11) kick

You kick me out, but you let him stay. He's not even an incubee.
12) appreciate

I appreciate your situation, but you're breaking the terms of our contract.
13) shit

Behind who? EndFrame sucks and Nucleus shit the bed, remember?
14) realize

I don't know if you guys realize it, but that was a little phallic.
15) recognize

you'll hardly recognize the place when you move in next month.
16) shadow

- He did? - Doug. I'm shadow Keith.
17) promise

And no matter what happens, I promise you this.
18) crack

I think we just crack middle-out.

1) medically

You know, if it were medically possible, I might even think that you were pregnant.
2) professionally

That is a separate, professionally-catered micro-kitchen back there.
3) whatsoever

Actually, no, uh, none whatsoever.
4) sometime

And maybe sometime in the future,
5) literally

It's useless. California law gives landlords, literally, no recourse.
6) somewhere

You know how much we could get paid if we took this somewhere else?
7) definitely

No, no, definitely not.
8) possibly

No. How could it possibly be you? You got fired.
9) sometimes

I mean, sometimes court systems can move faster,
10) fucking

This is fucking amazing.
11) behind

I just hope it doesn't put us way the fuck behind.
12) especially

especially if they're cleaning glassware.
13) recently

I recently helped them install a new CEO at Pied Piper.
14) almost

Well, the occupant of a residence in California has almost unlimited rights.
15) actually

Well, I actually got fired as CEO of my company.
16) kind

working at the tech companies, so, it kind of all evens out, right?
17) enough

Is that monitor not big enough? You need a bigger monitor?
18) later

If we're giving it away now and waiting until later to sell it,

1) unpasteurized

They are the most expensive unpasteurized variety, if that's any concern.
2) rhetorical

No, no, no. lam using it as a rhetorical example of a bad idea.
3) unrealistic

Uh... Well, this may sound a little bit grandiose, but it's not unrealistic
4) devious

Don't sneak up on people like that, you devious little bastard,
5) cantonese

Can't say it wasn't fun, Jian-Yang, you little Cantonese bastard.
6) predictive

I don't know. It's just a predictive loop.
7) racist

You should type up all your racist jokes on your tiny monitor.
8) useless

It's useless. California law gives landlords, literally, no recourse.
9) neural

Richard, relax. We're still building the neural net.
10) dietary

I have too many dietary restrictions to leave breakfast to chance.
11) isolated

and back it up in a protected enclosure completely isolated from the world at large?
12) elegant

I like it. It's clean and elegant, but not without some danger.
13) brilliant

The more brilliant people we can get working here,
14) odd

It's odd not having to do everything ourselves, isn't it?
15) sad

He's in the garage, like a sad bag of potting soil.
16) okay

No. It'd be like, "Hey, boss, is it okay if I listen to his heart?
17) fundamental

the fundamental neutrality of the Hooli-Search algorithm?
18) expensive

They are the most expensive unpasteurized variety, if that's any concern.

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