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00:23:32
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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A what-bian? - A plebeian?
Why don't you go build a teepee there, buddy?
All the blood and mucus,
Okay, only a few more bandage to go.
Would anybody mind cleaning my eraser after class?
Dude, you had waffle for breakfast, huh?
forgot his laundry detergent on the playground.
you need to stop with this whole jealousy thing.
Miss Ellen was a criminal Iraqi fugitive!
Oh, boy, I'm gonna need some more smack!
Now, children, let's review our multiplication tables.
is chow on this box.
Shh! Crazy cracker's always
And just what is going on here, mister?
Well, did you notice that mole on the back of her neck
[coughs] Loser gift, loser gift!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
It smelled like a dead calf rotting in the hot sun!
No, he always puke when he's in love.
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
You bastard!
It smell like a dead calf rotting in the hot sun!
How is it that Miss Ellen was suddenly arrest for being--
snap some cartilage.
and will kill again, I assure you.
I'm quit my job as a teacher.
Dude, I ace that test!
shot into the center of the Sun!
♪ I woke up very early one Sunday morning ♪
that I was ignoring you and stuff.
you are hereby sentence to be
children: You bet! - Well, great.
but I promise I'll try to make things as easy as possible
And I've decide to quit teaching
forgot his laundry detergent on the playground.
Not too good. - What happen?
so terrifyingly ugly
This is a very scrumptious-looking sausage.
you are hereby sentenced to be
just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart.
Well, I certainly want to thank
Miss Ellen doesn't exactly play
We must take her back to Iraq immediately!
But instead,
Stan, you know it's almost Valentine's Day.
I--I feel kind of nauseous.
Now move along, children,
I'll check on you a little later.
I'm very glad we could have dinner together, Stanley.
By the way, did you ever see that movie "Contact"?
It sure is, Mr. Garrison!
No, he always pukes when he's in love.
I wish I'd never had a nose job!
You can say that again.
Yep. - That was enthralling,
on our cursive handwriting.
she's not a member of the heterosexual persuasion.
I have to admit I'm still embarrassed
what a raging lesbian I am!
That is so lame!
Oh, what a delightful scarf!
You could wind up a hideous, foul, shadow of a creature,
Now, children, I know that you must be very upset
just use this tear gas, okay?
So you're going to have a substitute teacher!
Wow, what incredible irony.
Oh, weak! Chef's gonna make sweet love to Miss Ellen!
I'm not kissing ass, you stupid slut!
That's okay, you know what they say
Ooh, my, what an exciting day!
My grandma was Dutch-Irish,
Wow! Isn't that amazing, Mr. Hat?