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00:22:17
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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My job was to pretend to be married to this bozo
we are about to pull off the greatest heist in human history.
You know, change the drape and stuff. - Sure, right this way Mr... President.
Tell Davis to get me a foretrans emitter and enough pulse drives to light a spark.
I built this bunker in case McCain lost! There isn't enough room for everyone!
It is natural. It's natural, tonight, to feel some disappointment.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
Was he an Obama supporter or a McCain supporter?
Look at their little cheek! - Let go of my face asshole.
Just make sure you don't blow the transformer along with the tunnel
Every thief in the world knows that. - Almost ungettable.
We will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of a people.
Listen, stay back stay back! We don't have any more room in the ark!
Tell Davis to get me a foretrans emitter and enough pulse drives to light a spark.
What are you, a McCain voter? - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I don't waste time, gentlemen.
Can't get to it from the top. Because a polymer shelf runs the entire expanse.
but this is going to be our greatest feat ever.
Does that mean maybe we overreact? - No, no, I wouldn't say that.
Alright everyone we're about to go so here's the revise schedule:
Just one thing, don't you think people are going to be suspicious when you disappear?
You have to let us in! You know the country is doom!
So... come on, enlighten us. What are we steal this time?
4:45 am... Michelle hack the optical relay allowing me access to the rear doors.
4:40 am... the team gather at the northwest exit of the museum.
I almost thought we were going to tie for a minute there. That would have screw us!
5: 12... My Grandmother, who fake her death on Monday
or it'll be worthless when Garret shut down the grid. I'll be there in 30.
That son of a bitch lie to us! I knew I should have voted for McCain!
and get you three scan hacks into a laser system.
Ten years you two have been working on this plan and you finally pull it off.
who still doubt that America is a place where all things are possible.
And we are. We won't get caught.
We will respond with that timeless creed that sum up the spirit of a people.
I've decide to hang it up. Maybe give this President thing a shot.
was replace with an optical relay three days ago.
God dammit! Obama said things would be different!
Alright everyone, I'm turning in for the night. Go to standard security, team three.
5: 15 am... I walk out of the Oval Office with the diamond securely hidden in my anus.
You played it perfectly. There was no way.
Besides, you died in a jet in the Rocky Mountains, remember?
And Doctor Wilson is out celebrating in the street somewhere!
If we are indeed the greatest thief club in the world...
Why wouldn't it be? I'm sorry, but I asked to be left alone.
And we run a particularly brutal campaign
Ten years you two have been working on this plan and you finally pulled it off.
Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.
I almost thought we were going to tie for a minute there. That would have screwed us!
What's that noise? - It's ok, just some construction outside.
No, I don't really know where he went. Kind of seems a little odd, I guess, but...
We've spent ten years putting this plan together.
was replaced with an optical relay three days ago.
but this is going to be our greatest feat ever.
And though we fell short the failure is mine, not yours.
The diamond wing is protected by impenetrable walls of 2-foot wide steel.
With an inexperienced man as president, we do know it!
You guys are out of your freaking minds, you know that?
You gotta be kidding me! So the entire diamond vault is inaccessible?
This all sounds very risky.
Just one thing, don't you think people are going to be suspicious when you disappear?
I just want to say to everyone who's a little disappointed that we lost the election
And we run a particularly brutal campaign
at this defining moment change has come to America.
Rated number four of the ten most precious diamonds in the world.
Meet the presidential escape tunnel.
Guys we've all known each other a long time had many incredible adventures
No, I don't really know where he went. Kind of seems a little odd, I guess, but...
Aw, poor ol' John McCain. He looks real sad.
I don't need his stupid fucking job anymore!
5: 13... The guards open the southwest door checking the museum for any bombs.
It's okay, lke, Obama will do fine.
Who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time