Name: Red Sleigh Down
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) niceness

Some kids actually try to cram in a lot of niceness right at the end.
2) electroshock

with electroshock to the testicles.
3) slingshot

Yes, well, I didn't think "Hitting Clyde in the balls with slingshot"
4) whiz

Gee whiz, things sure look Christmassy out here. What're you boys doing?
5) tabulation

Are the tabulation all closed off, then?
6) sleigh

Gnomes, load up the sleigh with toys. Santa's going to make a special run.
7) partridge

And a partridge in a
8) reindeer

Sleigh is down, reindeer all dead.
9) liar

You're a bad liar.
10) neighbour

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
11) capitalist

Drink it. Drink the oil. This is all you Western capitalist want.
12) bastard

Stay back, you bastard! Stay back!
13) temptation

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
14) asshole

Well, good going, asshole. Thanks to you,
15) cane

With candy cane wishes and smiles
16) goose

Six geese a-laying
17) deduction

against three deduction of being nice. It's just bad.
18) accountant

Hey, I'm just your naughty-or-nice accountant.

1) spout

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
2) deduct

and deduct the times you've been nice.
3) heal

They are heal.
4) declare

And so I declare that every year on Christmas Day,
5) deserve

The people of Iraq deserve a good Christmas just like everyone else.
6) smell

- That smell. - Yeah.
7) laugh

It was nice for Token. He laugh for, like, 20 minutes.
8) brush

I brush my teeth last night.
9) cure

If you cure cancer and AIDS next week,
10) suppose

What the hell are we suppose to do? We're, like, nine inches tall.
11) shoot

that Santa's sleigh got shot down.
12) repeat

Sleigh is hit. I repeat, sleigh is hit.
13) shock

I just couldn't let him live. He shock Santa's balls.
14) lose

No, your country has just lost all its Christmas spirit.
15) ride

Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing
16) happen

Well, come on, we gotta tell you what happen.
17) fear

Right now in Iraq, there are children who fear us
18) touch

The threat of war touch us all, but over in Iraq, there is no Christmas.

1) forever

- Finally. - God, it took forever.
2) certainly

It certainly doesn't seem very Christmassy of them.
3) perhaps

Perhaps Santa could bring peace to this whole situation.
4) finally

Yeah, but I feel like things are finally back to normal.
5) recently

recently we can write off here?
6) almost

but this year it almost didn't happen.
7) actually

Actually, it looks like this year you're gonna owe Santa 306 presents.
8) else

You have to feed it and pet it or else it dies, and it's the coolest thing ever.
9) ever

You have to feed it and pet it or else it dies, and it's the coolest thing ever.
10) sure

Gee whiz, things sure look Christmassy out here. What're you boys doing?
11) less

on those who are less fortunate than us.
12) never

But now I'm never gonna get my Haibo robot doll.
13) again

Christmas is ruined again.
14) too

We'll give them to the needy Iraqis, too.
15) down

♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
16) right

Right now in Iraq, there are children who fear us
17) off

Are the tabulations all closed off, then?
18) real

I was wondering if I could sing my favourite Christmas song, real quick?

1) eleventh

On the eleventh day of Christmas
2) retarded

That's a retarded idea that won't work. Why are you really doing this?
3) capitalist

You, you're a sick capitalist dog, my main man.
4) lame

That's so lame of them.
5) unfortunate

I mean, wow, these poor unfortunate people.
6) brave

a brave man named Jesus.
7) merry

Hi, guys. A very merry Christmas to you. God bless us, everyone.
8) urgent

- on urgent Christmas business. - Sure thing.
9) precious

I'm having a precious Christmastime moment, Kyle, if you don't mind.
10) damn

Light the damn tree!
11) sad

Santa's very sad.
12) stupid

I hate that stupid Christmas Poo.
13) tall

What the hell are we supposed to do? We're, like, nine inches tall.
14) fifth

On the fifth day of Christmas
15) favourite

I was wondering if I could sing my favourite Christmas song, real quick?
16) sweet

Shut up, Cartman, your sweet Christmas act isn't fooling anybody.
17) poor

I mean, wow, these poor unfortunate people.
18) dead

No, Santa Claus can't be dead, he can't.

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