Name: The Peanut Reaction
Released: 2021-01-20
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) chitchat

- As you know, I don't care for chitchat. - Can you just let me in?
2) granola

- What's the matter? - This granola bar has peanuts in it.
3) centrifuge

Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me--
4) blackmail

Do you understand the concept of blackmail?
5) drugstore

We should pick up Benadryl at the drugstore and go home.
6) summation

...was a concise summation of the research of Bertram Forer...
7) anguish

I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish.
8) lactose

He can't eat cheesecake. He's lactose intolerant.
9) tequila

An alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat.
10) waitress

Hey, guys, some of the other waitress wanted me to ask you something.
11) hamper

The laundry is out of the hamper.
12) sweetie

Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scars that no non-professional can heal...
13) carrot

Okay, he can have carrot cake.
14) scar

Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scar that no non-professional can heal...
15) cello

This one birthday, I came home from my cello lesson...
16) rupee

RAJESH: Oh, sweet Krishna, shake that rupee maker.
17) peanut

HOWARD: Make sure they remember, no peanut.
18) reactor

Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor.

1) unbag

...and unbag all your mint-condition comic books.
2) expel

...and being expel from a birth canal was not considered one of them.
3) mock

...as the other children mock my disorientation.
4) revise

So listen, the Nuart is showing the revise, definitive cut of Blade Runner.
5) equip

But unfortunately, this hospital is not equip to treat stupid.
6) freeze

...before hell freeze over.
7) reject

I accept your premise, I reject your conclusion.
8) refuse

I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did.
9) suppose

I suppose that's possible.
10) spin

...and spun toward a grotesque tailless donkey...
11) shoot

Well, if I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself?
12) publish

- His mother publish a paper on it. - Well, what was it called?
13) prove

...who, in 1948, prove conclusively...
14) forget

I had no idea it was your birthday. I forgot.
15) exist

The possibility exist Leonard could have a birthday party...
16) grow

Leonard grew up to be an experimental physicist.
17) spend

- Too late. - Let's say I go out and I spend $50 on you.
18) eat

The way I could get him to leave was tell him I ate a peanut.

1) luckily

Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor.
2) afterwards

Come on. Afterwards, there's a Q&A with Harrison Ford's body double.
3) nevertheless

...but nevertheless, we're gonna throw Leonard a birthday party.
4) obviously

SHELDON: It was obviously effective.
5) apparently

Yes, well, apparently, neither does anyone else.
6) unfortunately

But unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid.
7) extremely

I'm extremely uncomfortable with dancing...
8) previously

This one has eight seconds of previously-unseen footage.
9) perhaps

Perhaps if she'd also denied him Christmas, he'd be a little better at it.
10) instead

Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me--
11) actually

- That's so silly. - It's actually based on very sound theories.
12) kind

Well, it was kind of like a birthday party.
13) enough

Ah, fair enough.
14) else

Yes, well, apparently, neither does anyone else.
15) ago

Dude, everybody left an hour ago.
16) ever

- That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. - You think?
17) sure

...but when they're afraid of lawsuits, they sure test everything.
18) never

So you've really never had a birthday party?

1) pseudoscientific

...that astrology is pseudoscientific hokum.
2) tailless

...and spun toward a grotesque tailless donkey...
3) laborious

It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need...
4) grotesque

...and spun toward a grotesque tailless donkey...
5) meticulous

...through meticulous experiments...
6) refrigerated

...with the one in my refrigerated warehouse.
7) motorized

They got me a motorized dirt bike.
8) autographed

And I got him this amazing autographed copy of The Feynman Lectures on Physics.
9) uncomfortable

I'm extremely uncomfortable with dancing...
10) crowded

...while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles.
11) geometric

Well, it's a fun sweater. It's got a bold geometric print.
12) definitive

...based on Alex Ross' definitive Batman.
13) promising

Well, all right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor.
14) rid

- Howard, get rid of Leonard for two hours. - No problem.
15) immune

There's this kid in Copenhagen, he has no immune system.
16) drunk

Everyone is very, very drunk and-- Ooh, mmm.
17) sad

- That's the sad thing I've ever heard. - You think?
18) stupid

But unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid.

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