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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
45
The mugger's never heard of Truman Capote.
The autobahn. Vroom vroom! Das ist gut.
their boner to babies and stuff, I bet.
where there are tons of beaker
or similar pseudoephedrine-based decongestant.
Euthanasia for the mentally feeble.
Oompa musk. Dos ist gut.
Yes, hello, I'd like to buy 400 blister packs of Actifed,
I brought some heirloom tomato seeds.
Hey, I thought I told you kids to go plow in the field.
Our top story: Methamphetamine is flooding into Quahog
of thermo-reactive chemic...
There were a lot of Rottweilers in that house.
And, Meg, you yourself said lip gloss unicorn
I mean, I have three apron that say "Quahog."
I feel like those miner who first struck gold
I think this is a meth lab.
right in the middle of a Crate and Barrel.
Now this is the money I owe Peter.
Now do that thing where you rub my belly!
Now, I know you're freak out,
ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program
They stole the chair I use in the shower!
Well, I disagree with you guys.
all I can think is, you are completely screw.
The latest police statistics have reveal
I'm going back home to Quahog, where I belong.
You hang in there, you hear me?
Well, somebody... somebody from Fox was suppose to call ahead.
As Martin Luther King once said, "Ouch, I've been shot."
Quick, everyone lie on the floor.
Look, I realize Quahog isn't the small town it used to be,
their boners to babies and stuff, I bet.
I feel like those miners who first struck gold
We've decide to take you to a nice, big farm upstate.
Did you guys lock the truck?!
buying things impulsively?
I'm going to respond violently to outside noises
Dealing drugs is morally wrong,
Well, luckily the value of this place plummeted
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Euthanasia for the mentally feeble.
not to mention incredibly dangerous.
That's right, Lois, 'cause wherever you run to,
I can barely walk.
And meanwhile, you're spending half our money
We finally went to a restaurant without somebody yelling at us,
but never actually talk to.
Pretty soon, guys are just gonna be showing
Came back 45 minutes later, it was gone.
And the lab inside the house, which is currently producing
in a wholesome place, far away from all the crime
Getting in some together time.
They usually take care of it,
in a wholesome place, far away from all the crime
an incredibly volatile and explosive batch
an incredibly volatile and explosive batch
I don't believe this! Are you guys insane?!
I know, it's awful.
but nothing is ever as innocent as it seems.
I'm reading you loud and clear.
and the sort of specialized experience
Farming takes incredible skill and knowledge
It's sad to think that Quahog isn't safe for families anymore.
what might not be okay with it.
You'll never take me alive!
(quiet): Yes, I'd like to see your quiet doctor.
Yeah, even school's getting more dangerous.
(sighs) The proud day of a man's life
to sell illegal drugs to the tank top community.
Give a warm Quahog Oceanland welcome to Bojangles!
I'm back from agricultural school,