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00:21:35
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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You want me to be the one that says "jiggety" now?
a Puerto Rican busboy get fired in the background.
before you get back to where the crapper are.
Hey. You're parked behind my trapezoid-thing.
May I offer you a toothpick?
Oh, look, there's Quagmire and his transgendered mother,
It's an inside-out hot dog slathered in ketchup.
All right, we were able to fix your hernia,
Yes, I'll have what I had last time: pheasant on the glass.
and hit him with a shovel, like a white trash YouTube girl.
called "mini racquetball" in your garage.
Hey, Lois. I brought the hamburger bun, like you wanted.
Hey, Lois. I brought the hamburger buns, like you wanted.
Like semen? Is that what he means?
so maybe just an iceberg wedge, a steak and some sides.
How 'bout the halibut? Is it gamey? Gamey?
I was just buying a... a... grocery store cane.
Glenn, all this nonsense has to stop now.
It's an inside-out hot dog slather in ketchup.
I've been playing a game I invent
I'm gonna go everywhere with it, always be chew on it,
You pocket-dialed me, you bastard!
I suspend escrow.
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Look, now that this is settle,
Yeah, everything is mess up.
saying they're attract to me?
I don't totally disagree with what Kim Jong-un's doing,
What do you say we all celebrate
so I destroy it in a blind rage.
and cause heartache for everyone involve.
What, so what am I suppose to do, just ignore it?
No, um, not that I recall, no.
But we told Chris we'd be there when he wake up from surgery.
So I'm bang this chick, and she's saying to me,
And then I lost my wood, and so we just watched Colbert,
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Well, you can't just avoid me forever.
See, this is where Quagmire normally would have told
♪ In the heart, no doubt ♪
I defy you to tell me exactly what's wrong with this.
Sometimes I think about going to the hospital
You like to play the field, but, deep down,
You almost left without this!
But if Quagmire actually has feelings for you,
Huh. Sorry I kind of went a little crazy.
It's an inside-out hot dog slathered in ketchup.
Looks pretty real. Real enough, anyways.
But not often. And never to Donna.
I do miss us hanging out together.
Who else but Peter?
Get out of my house, and don't ever speak to me again!
I got to go now. You sure you don't want
We've never used it once!
Well, the most intimidating people are toothpick guys
Somali pirates seem cool, too.
It's disgusting, and it's starting to smell.
and living a life of bland compromise.
♪ You're a raging, continuous ♪
and your green shirt and your soothing voice.
It's pathetic. And humiliating.
No, it's too awkward.
one of his outrageous sex stories.
He's always had a potent sex drive.
Well, I guess it's not that shocking.
who work at seafood counters and make people uncomfortable
Oh, sour cream.
Oh, we wouldn't want to interrupt your brave dinner.
Peter, it's not that surprising.
Good. And don't be passive-aggressive, either.
How blessed are we to have all them Boyz II Men
"Yeah, that seems like a legitimate concern."