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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Are you reading off a teleprompter right now?
The prompter's down. What do we do?
Elmo's accuser recanted
I think it's because of the trivia night Quagmire started.
Brian, vamp!
Sorry, fella, I just got a call.
So I'm investing in handguns and blackout window shades.
has the European Union on the brink of collapse,
I will go to Meg's ballet recital in your place.
The stock market is a sucker's bet, like chasing your tail.
I assume you're on the unicorn?
but I sucked my first jug to this song.
And could I get a Moscow mule?
Classic. Rum and Coke, coming right up.
Here, breathe deeply into this investors' rag.
make realistic puppet of ourselves to leave in the bar
slowly, and at great inconvenience to my owners.
Wow, Stewie. I am so sorry I became such a jerk.
Elmo's accuser recant
while he's excavating the Titanic.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I poop. I poop.
It's the sound of a mama being stab right in the baby.
I swore I'd never teach Gymkata again.
we're going to go down 20,000 feet and pant James Cameron
because the statute of limitations had expire?
Here, breathe deeply into this investors' rag.
And totally trash the bar.
and then we're totally screw.
and admit the relationship was consensual.
This is what you drag me out of the house
I invest in the stock market.
Oh, man, the bull kick our asses.
is burn alive at the stake.
Guys, wake up.
Yeah, but wasn't there another case that was only throw out
I promise.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
CLEVELAND: Technically, you got to finish the game
Weren't you charged with sexually abusing a 16-year-old?
Well, why is it in the middle of nowhere?
and were literally eating your own kind.
so, unfortunately, I'll be gone for a while.
I've been investing in the market forever,
How do you possibly have the money
Absolutely had it.
I wish I'd brought you in on this earlier.
Immediately, she put me in a time-out.
But enough about that, I'm probably starting to bore you.
I've been pretty cool about this so far,
Together, we're going to make a fortune.
over 50 than ever.
This sucks. Fixing the bumper is gonna cost at least a grand.
I always thought I'd go the way all dogs dream about:
-Fine. Never mind then. -Investing!
Our top story, an austere monetary policy
Why aren't you a bloated alcoholic yet?
the stock market's just a rigged game
It's my prized possession.
I guess I just have a forgiving personality.
Now that we're eccentric rich guys,
Brian, there's a 22-year-old Mongolian heiress
Everyone, run for safety over by those uneven bars.
Your friend is probably just jealous.
who's being held captive in a mountain fortress
with your limp limbs and your straw-filled plaid shirts.
But aren't these classes just for lame chicks
to say racist things because of traffic.
I hope it's at least peaceful and humane.
Our top story, an austere monetary policy
make realistic puppets of ourselves to leave in the bar
That's offensive to the monster community.
I see you using your damn phones!