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00:22:01
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Kibbles and bits and bits and bits.
"Toxoplasmosis is a parasitic disease spread by exposure
Just two spoonful a day to stay regular and active.
Uh, "how's it going"? I got a dead cat on a pitchfork!
Hey, where's Quagmire?
Wet wood hisses, dry wood crackle
My ex-husband had Nazi paraphernalia and he left me.
water, sunscreen,
I'd only get in an awkward, campfire-crackle argument
-You got any booze in that bag, mister? -No, sir.
clever news pun, doesn't really work as I haven't yet mentioned
Now with the kids showing a complete lack of morals,
Jesus has guns, germ and steel.
I'm taking shorter poop but with longer wipes,
It's a nuisance and a threat to public health!
That's it, Joe! I challenge you to a duel!
-You got any booze in that bag, mister? -No, sir.
You're a jerk.
the very things they've eavesdrop about.
Mom, we don't really have to get baptize, do we?
except one where lots of cats live and roam.
The city repeal a law prohibiting animals
I swear to God, it's like there's a crayon down there.
Because it disappear from the box for a while,
Cat legs! Cats, arise.
Oh, she was so mad I drag her to Christian camp,
I'm sorry I destroy your dream, Quagmire.
Why are all these trees bunch together?
No, Meg, just hang towards the back of the line.
This entire operation needs to be shut down.
Ugh, you're suppose to be giving me
When my hair gets wet, I tend to look like
I'm realizing I may have a cat allergy.
clever news pun, doesn't really work as I haven't yet mention
Mrs. Griffin, Meg and Chris were caught cheating.
Well, I decide to open a cat café.
Oh. How frighteningly specific.
Yes, you seem exceptionally active while maintaining
Someday I'm gonna be dead.
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
and then occasionally I'm gonna turn away
It's basically for (quietly): stupid people like Chris.
Well, apparently, due to some recent public health concerns,
in the van who normally wouldn't know each other in real life:
She loves to smoke and feels it's not truly a meal
I certainly hope you're happ-- Oh, nice top, Stewie.
I figured anyone living alone with 73 cats
and I know you're not particularly popular
at camp, I wonder if I could perhaps say grace tonight?
maybe I'd finally find a man.
my second grade teacher, my mom, Joe, but it wasn't quite Joe.
Tom, I'm standing here outside of Quahog's new cat café.
Actually, I haven't seen him all week.
but it's actually inside, which is weird, right?
a frazzled Sandra Bullock from one of her comedies.
be prepared or consumed within 20 feet of fecal matter."
while you pick from three inflated tip percentages.
Actually, frightened cats hiss.
I'd only get in an awkward, campfire-crackle argument
during uncomfortable silence.
My ex-husband had Nazi paraphernalia and he left me.
Also, Persian cats?
Well, Meg, you know Chris is (quietly): a little bit dumb,
It's sad she's not around to watch her son go bald.
But that option is, by design, much less prominent.
Don't look at me! I'm dominant!
to infected cat feces."
Oh, jeez, I'm so excited.
Principal Shepherd, we were so surprised to get your call.
but it's actually inside, which is weird, right?
It's sad she's not around to watch her son go bald.
"Emotional support animal"?