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The Family Guy » Season 20 » LASIK Instinct

00:22:01

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

230

Words to remember

Nouns

1) veganism

Yes, it's the veganism of elective surgery.
2) weirdo

and super weirdo Thom Yorke to help you decide.
3) epitome

You ready to witness the epitome of excellence?
4) vulture

some vulture in a cowboy hat,
5) whack

Holy whack-a-zolie.
6) arson

Cutting, minor arson, and sometimes I post
7) resemblance

or my passing resemblance to a melting Tilda Swinton.
8) improv

Want to take an improv class from an instructor
9) rapper

with increasingly irrelevant rapper Eminem,
10) poop

You know what? I'm gonna go poop in his shoes.
11) freeway

where you can hear the freeway from literally
12) burger

Burgers," "The Great North" and "The Simpsons" on Fox.
13) duplex

Share a duplex with that guy from that thing.
14) headache

from your sodium headache,
15) sweat

Got a good sweat going.
16) sewer

the homosexual lifestyle to playing in the sewer,
17) knock

Knock knock.
18) lawsuit

Well, there must be some way short of a lawsuit

Verbs

1) outlast

I've seen a thousand of you. I've outlast them.
2) peddle

Hey, nothing personal, I just peddle hate for money.
3) loathe

and is still somehow loathe?
4) disappoint

Well, Lois, you've disappoint a lot of people here today.
5) explode

ICU has explode.
6) slap

you slap your sticker on.
7) inspire

Nobody's gonna be inspire by a middle-aged, cisgendered,
8) defend

and there's the one where you defend Roy Moore.
9) calm

It calm you before sleep, or you can cook chicken in it.
10) retain

But nonetheless, we've retain a lawyer.
11) shut

Oh, shut up, Reese Witherspoon, you big phony.
12) suppose

So now I suppose if I want to see again,
13) wash

HELEN (narrating): Want to get your car wash by a former Nickelodeon star?
14) examine

Well, maybe you ought to get your eyes examine.
15) appreciate

I appreciate that it was an accident, Mrs. Griffin.
16) wake

and woke up in the ICU.
17) sentence

and I sentence you to pay your roommate back
18) promise

It promise to clear out "8 Miles" of mom's spaghetti.

Adverbs

1) awkwardly

awkwardly sit here while my mom gives your mom
2) racially

racially nuanced babies.
3) thankfully

Thankfully, we are Chris Evans and Vanessa Hudgens,
4) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
5) nonetheless

But nonetheless, we've retained a lawyer.
6) literally

where you can hear the freeway from literally
7) somehow

and is still somehow loathed?
8) basically

which is basically like getting nothing.
9) increasingly

with increasingly irrelevant rapper Eminem,
10) exactly

Well, "loathed" is a little bit exactly right, but yes.
11) sometimes

We're friends. Sometimes he comes to my art shows,
12) forward

(chuckles) No one's fault, but going forward,
13) especially

Nothing. Especially my eyesight.
14) actually

We actually tape the show in Burbank.
15) kind

All his stuff starts kind of slow.
16) fast

Yeah, fast for her, maybe. I took a while.
17) together

maybe this weekend you can put together a tree house
18) else

So, Lois, I understand, in addition to everything else,

Adjectives

1) persuadable

and an inspiration to millions of easily persuadable women.
2) uninhabitable

Earth is uninhabitable, and we're hurtling through space
3) supe

and supe weirdo Thom Yorke to help you decide.
4) nebulous

to give you money for a nebulous and undefined
5) disingenuous

(gasps) Helen Disingenuous, the beloved daytime talk show host
6) nuanced

racially nuanced babies.
7) affluent

Want to see what you imagine an affluent neighborhood
8) unprotected

three martinis, and then to have unprotected sex
9) helpless

I feel helpless and worthless.
10) unseen

You're helping people who feel unseen, Mom.
11) unsure

If you're unsure of what to do,
12) irrelevant

with increasingly irrelevant rapper Eminem,
13) ole

Hey, y'all, can I put this big ole check down?
14) ridiculous

This is ridiculous. We're not doing any of this.
15) overwhelming

You know, sometimes the darkness gets overwhelming,
16) beloved

(gasps) Helen Disingenuous, the beloved daytime talk show host
17) awful

-This is awful. -Wait, just give it a few minutes.
18) dumb

or whatever dumb (bleep) this one's about.

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