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00:20:30
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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how to make bundt cake.
That's an ampersand. It's a symbol for the word "and. "
I'm free from all those snot-nosed, little bastards!
How to lick the Dorito crumb from between the sofa cushions?
If dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage...
and my posse's representing West Side.
as a ditch digger or a motel maid or a hooker.
I love the trombone!
Take that, you bum!
Just remember, fat man, those jug are mine until the milk dries up.
Don't worry, sweetheart. You'll have plenty of time to escape...
It's taco. Taco!
Yeah. They stood for corruption and greed.
Scrub scrub here, scrub scrub there
as a ditch digger or a motel maid or a hooker.
I'm free from all those snot-nosed, little bastard!
Can we stop at the supermarket? I want a Granny Smith apple.
I thought we'd try that lobster place we passed in the car.
Reassigned? Can I at least come down to your office and talk to you about this?
Hey, everybody. What's for dinner? I'm starving.
- That wasn't a line. You just fart. - Is there anymore pot?
That was a gift, you bastard.
We apologize to Joan of Arcadia's sanctimonious, fear-based...
Well, I'll be damned. Chris, I guess we owe you an apology.
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a breaking news story.
All right. So's I'm chilling in Verona when my homie bust out with:
Good middle-management type. Just blend in with the furniture there.
Well, I'll be damn. Chris, I guess we owe you an apology.
I usually hang out with an idiot.
If dogs aren't suppose to eat dental floss out of the garbage...
Jack, there's a hot tub party across the street and we're invite.
What I did? That I lie about my age to get into Indian Bingo?
On my 25th birthday, your father surprise me by showing up...
For God's sake, Chris! You murder Mr. Lockhart!
"Miss Havisham should have throw that cake out so it don't like...
You know, it taste kind of different than usual.
Lois, honey, let's make sure we do this delicately, all right?
has been brutally murdered by his wife, Lana, and a local bear.
Well, at least this will be a funny story to tell our kids someday.
so you could spare his feelings and let him down gently.
I mean, a sopping-wet pair of breasts barely covered by a racing t-shirt.
So, basically, what Orwell was saying was, "It's not perfect but I'll take it. "
That's exactly right. Just like the presidency of James Garfield.
Sometimes it's good to be a freak. Do you want to sleep together later?
Therefore, there's only one thing to do.
No, you're actually misunderstanding.
Yeah. Just kind of pull it out. Yeah.
But if it's raining or I'm hung-over, they stay inside and play dodge ball.
Sometimes it's good to be a freak. Do you want to sleep together later?
The whereabouts of these suspects are currently unknown.
No. Thanks, though.
No. I'm afraid I'm far too busy today.
Sometimes it's good to be a freak. Do you want to sleep together later?
I usually hang out with an idiot.
My God, his blood lust is unquenchable!
She's more respectful than that.
Please report to Remedial English.
and probably overweight viewers.
- That's racist, man. - Yeah, that's just straight ignorant, dog.
You're very knowledgeable, the kids might knock you down a few pegs...
Up the stairs, second door on the left. He should still be asleep.
Enjoyable program.
A man can wash another man in the merry old land of Oz
Chris, honey, the way to win a girl is to do something romantic and unexpected.
I have to get rid of this body, or Chris'll go to prison!
But without a decent education, you could spend the rest of your life...
Broke a damn blood vessel!
Why is everybody acting weird?
And animated shows that make jokes about farting. This is the latter.
Jack, twins! Swedish. My place. Now.
Chris, honey, the way to win a girl is to do something romantic and unexpected.
My name is Carlos. And beneath my tough exterior is a boy aching to learn.