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00:56:53
Alex Borstein, Rachel Brosnahan, Michael Zegen
1963
taking money from strangers like a schnorrer?
what the actual physical machination
What am I, a braggart? Please. How's work?
and a dreidel signed by Sammy Davis Jr.,
* Talking crows with the croup *
What? Gaslight. What?
Earache, And 1:45 is just so late.
- Hmm. - How's the brisket?
Emcee: Thank you, Janet Shaw.
And my inflection is different.
I thought he wanted spontaneity
You should do standup, and I can help you.
crippled kid portrait painter, slaughterhouse attendant.
June Freedman used my meatloaf recipe,
I'll get the balsa wood here.
Poet: Robbers of the indigenous.
* They have bird nest soup, seaweed soup *
One standing ovation, everyone goes home pregnant.
I'm buying it a sash and a crown.
"Do the caterer have any idea
* Noodle soup, poodle soup *
Didn't your son have the measles last week?
* Noodle soup, poodle soup *
* I was terribly tempt to say *
- And they scrape you down-- - Waist 25.
I almost stab her in the eye with a fork.
Look at what greet you at the door.
- [ring] - *I owe my soul *
or how the Levins pretend they're from Warsaw once a week
* That you're getting fade *
I shuffle paper around,
Borrows. It's no big deal.
So you stole Bob Newhart's act.
It smell so good. [giggling]
But what you were shaking your head for?
I grab a couple of black and whites.
* Lots of idle fingers snap to my command *
- Yikes. - I bow out of my lunch meeting
Okay. Boy, I'll be laugh about that spoon for a week.
Well, I will be damn.
It involve goat's milk and avocadoes.
It's suppose to. It's bleach.
* A lovely pair of heels that kick to beat the band *
All that shit they say
and, uh, and you suddenly realize you're not?
Once, fine. You were rush in the morning.
* I was terribly tempted to say *
just like I know that unless I somehow get rich enough
This place is perfectly filthy.
fresh off some boat from somewhere.
Well, now I'm definitely going in the bathroom.
So my life completely fell apart today.
You two are going to be together forever.
that I could possibly do to earn a living,
Do you know I've seen her twice
to come down here earlier for a time to perform.
The kid is alone in his room.
Three words into his act, I fucking knew it.
but we finally got the bastard.
against that wall instead of over here by the bathroom
- Not quite. - I've got a rap sheet.
especially at the beginning.
[sigh] This place gets so weird late.
* Almost anything *
to a lot of things they never knew about, actually.
with her shirt on inside out?
I don't know. Soon.
Why wasn't I enough?
I'll call you later. Bye, Papa.
Not even mildly bemused?
Actually, I'm a little bloated right now.
Or stunned.
West Coast, suntanned, arrogant pain in the ass.
and meet brilliant women, kindred spirits
I just do not want to be insignificant.
* To tell the whole darn world *
that decision was a charmed one.
"A garnish can be festive but deadly."
It's miserable out here.
But this gigantic forehead.
You're jealous of the rabbi?
Very amusing. Can I use that?
[whisper] He's very avant garde.
And I know this is shallow and petty and small,
I see you acting ridiculous all day long.
or some patriotic shit like that.
Life isn't fair. It's hard and cruel.
And I know this is shallow and petty and small,
It's awful. I hate you for this.
who would explore this brave new world with me.
She's 21 and dumb as a Brillo pad.
Listen, if you're still upset about your husband,