Name: 22 for 30
Released: 2020-07-30
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) cannoli

Fat Tony, enjoy this-a cannoli on-a the house.
2) showboat

NARRATOR: But after one showboat shot too many,
3) psst

What's with all the psst-psst-psst?
4) whiz

Gee whiz, you don't have to be so mean.
5) disrespect

the disrespect grew.
6) capo

His capo, Johnny Tightlips, refused to talk.
7) doodle

NARRATOR: But the boy who could spin a ball with his doodle
8) gambler

No one ever thought he'd work for gambler with the mob.
9) embarrassment

you're not bald, your hair left out of embarrassment.
10) outrage

It's a travesty wrapped in outrage,
11) quarterback

In my unit, they called me "Quarterback."
12) slap

gets off with not even a slap on the wrist.
13) interruption

♪ I like no interruption when the game is on ♪ ♪ Game's on ♪
14) gee

Gee whiz, you don't have to be so mean.
15) parole

Son, you look just like a parole officer.
16) cheek

like one cheek was Kobe and the other Kareem.
17) jerk

♪ Now I'm just a homeless jerk ♪
18) tuna

Then cut to a "B" roll of me eating a tuna fish sandwich.

1) irrevocably

a talent that would irrevocably make his life better.
2) apparently

Apparently, they're attached to their children,
3) especially

and especially our sixth man... You're still nicer than Bobby Knight.
4) actually

It's a Third Street address, but actually you enter on Lincoln.
5) enough

just long enough to take this picture.
6) far

As far as you know. (chuckles)
7) together

Dad, this is supposed to be about us getting together.
8) else

And because no one else would, your godfather.
9) ever

No one ever thought he'd work for gamblers with the mob.
10) least

Well, at least you'll let me play my saxophone.
11) once

Just once, I'd like to see science go to his head.
12) always

I always thought he'd work for gamblers with the mob.
13) never

Because when I borrowed a quarter, I never gave it back.
14) again

without seeing Nelson, and he skipped town again.
15) too

NARRATOR: But after one showboat shot too many,
16) course

Of course, his detention was commuted,
17) much

I wondered, if Fat Tony liked basketball so much,
18) even

♪ Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams ♪

The Simpsons » Season 28 » 22 for 30